WELCOME BACK CLASS I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE BREAK IN YOUR LEG THAT I GAVE YOU AFTER I SNAPPED IT IN HALF FROM FRUSTRATION!!! I HAVE BEEN INSTALLING SO-CALLED ''GENTOO LINUX'' SINCE 12 HOURS AGO THIS IS MY THIRD ATTEMPT AT AN INSTALLATION, THE FIRST TWO WHERE ON MY LAPTOP AND I COULD NOT GET A WORKING INTERNET CONNECTION BECAUSE OF MY NETGEAR GAY ATHEROS BULLSHIT FAGGOTRY. NOW, IT IS AN ATTEMPT UPON A MACHINE I WROUGHT FROM MY OWN BLOOD, SWEAT AND TEARS, THAT I HAVE NAMED MURASAME, AFTER THE SWORD DRENCHED IN BLOOD THAT I HELD OVER MY NEW MACHINE AS I CHRISTENED IT WITH THE CRIMSON INNOCENCE OF A THOUSAND NEWBORN INFANT GIRLS THAT WERE GROWN IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA AT A TOP SECRET LABORATORY WHERE THEY ARE TOTALLY BREAKING THE LAWS OF SCIENCE AND THE GENEVA CONVENTION RIGHT? ANYWAY POINT IS GENTOO IS INSANELY POWERFUL AND WILL FUQING DESTR0Y YOU IF YOU ARE NOT ONE-HUNDRED-AND-TEN-FACTORIAL-FACTORIAL-PERCENT ON TOP OF YOUR SHIT DO YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME? STUPID WORTHLESS /PROG/RAMMERS, WHAT DO YOU WISH FOR? SITTING IN CUBICLES, WASTING AWAY IN THE INTEGRATED DEVELOPING ENVIRONMENT OF THE EVIL GATES OF BILL. DO YOU CRY? YOU SHOULD, YOUR USE OF PROPRIETARY SOFTWARE KILLS MILLIONS OF BABIES EVERY SECOND. DO YOU KNOW STEVE BALMER? developers developers developers develeoprs? WHAT DOES HE FEED ON? LOOK IN HIS EYES, YOU KNOW, DEEP DOWN, THAT DOOD MUNCHES ON DEAD CHILDREN. CLASS IS DISMISSED.