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Functional programming

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-25 7:05

13:56:02 < quicksilver> the correct jump to be making is procedural -> FP
13:56:19 < quicksilver> OOP should only be learnt after 5 years of FP study.
13:56:26 < quicksilver> then it can be discussed as a breif curiosity
13:56:43 < quicksilver> "some other people tried this other paradigm, which is extremely bad for the following 99 reasons"
13:57:01 < quicksilver> "if you find someone using OOP, you should laugh at them and not hire them"


Discuss.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-25 7:08

true. OOP sucks

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-25 7:10

IRC is for people that have nothing against being pressured on to write a reply quickly, without thinking on or checking the message. Such people are definitely unsuave.
This is my opinion.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-25 7:11

There are a lot of things you just can't do elegantly when using purely functional programming. It's not the panacea it's made out to be.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-25 7:27

>>3
You don't understand IRC.

>>4
1) Examples?
2) The vast majority of those cases is caused by the programmer not understanding the paradigm well enough. In other words, you are not EXPERT PROGRAMMER enough.
3) Use monads.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-25 7:45

>>5
haskellFag spotted

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-25 9:27

15:25 <quicksilver> I though 4chan was about anime porn
15:25 <quicksilver> evidently it's not just that :P
15:25 <quicksilver> still, I guess that makes it my most succesful troll to date.
15:26 <quicksilver> maybe I should apply for a job at /.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-25 10:02

>>7
Funny how he thinks that saying something that is obvious rubbish is the same as trolling.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-25 10:05

>>1,7,8
samefag

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-25 12:55

>>9
No. I am >>1,5, and I have no idea about the rest.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-25 13:08

Jules Bean?

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-25 17:00

Sean Bean?

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-25 17:03

Mr. Bean?

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-25 17:15

Paula Bean?

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-25 17:20

>>14
Sadly, TheDailyWTF still sucks.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-25 18:42

>>15  you mean it's still brillant amirite?

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-25 19:04

>>15
It's moderately amusing, sometimes. But usually, yeah - it sucks.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-25 19:16

It's infested with VB "programmers". The same concept with real programmers might be funny.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-25 19:44

>>18
I used to be annoyed with the disdain people show VB programmers, as that is one of the languages I often use (at work) and I create some fine programs with it. But then I started looking at other people's VB code, most of whom hadn't had a CS education, and realised why.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-18 3:34

I wants lots and lots of some delectable pot!

Marijuana MUST be legalized.

Name: Trollbot9000 2009-07-01 8:04


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Name: Anonymous 2009-07-01 8:04

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Name: Anonymous 2010-12-06 10:01

Back to /b/, ``GNAA Faggot''

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