wage slavery

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wage_slavery

What do you think, /prog/? How does it apply to you?

NO EXCEPTIONS

Okay, I am fucking sick and fucking tired of these fucking posts about NO EXCEPTIONS! NO EXCEPTIONS IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY! Joke about anything else you want, /prog/...

Joke about my other car, joke about THE FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE, joke about the anticudder, joke about ENTERPRISE, but DON'T FUCKING JOKE ABOUT NO EXCEPTIONS! NO EXCEPTIONS DESTROYS proper error handling, it STRIPS PROGRAMS OF THEIR ROBUSTNESS! It is disgusting, inhumane, regressive and insane. NO EXCEPTIONS IS OFF THE FUCKING TABLE, /prog/, NOT EVEN YOU FUCKING VIRGIN ASSHOLES CAN BE SUCH FUCKHOLES THAT YOU JOKE ABOUT THE ABSENSE OF THE GREATEST PROGRAMMING CONCEPT SINCE RECURSION!

And no, I am not some underpaid code monkey, I am an EXPERT PROGRAMMER, my threads were replied to with NO EXCEPTIONS. My threads were taken from me, I can never give it to a subject I love. I was replied to with NO EXCEPTIONS again and again and again and again and again by a random stranger when I was 15, I wanted to fucking kill my fucking self. IS THAT FUCKING FUNNY? FUCK NO YOU FUCKHOLES!

NO EXCEPTIONS

>>3
>my threads were replied to with NO EXCEPTIONS.
>My threads were taken from me,
>I was replied to with NO EXCEPTIONS again
>and again
>I wanted to fucking kill my fucking self
Mine weren't, mine weren't, I wasn't, I wasn't, I didn't.

Enjoy your gay life.

My Sepples code provides my family with food in their stomaches and stacked plates in the sink

>>6
Can't afford a dishwasher, though.

>>7
You're saying he should be paying her?

>>8
Misogyny is funny.

ITT /prog/rammers can't prove they aren't wage slaves

So they probably all are, and loathe their existences :(

Programming is the shittiest job ever. Not only are most software projects absolutely boring, but also every suit in the organization will take a giant shit on you.

Being a professional programmer is a great way to ruin a fun hobby.

>>11

what do you do for a job/career, then?

>>12

I am a floor manager at McDonalds.

How old are you, >>13

That was clever, using 13 to refer to his post but also to ask his age. Great job

But you forgot the question mark.

>>15 that means you and I have reached the age of consent zomg!!1!

>>15 here, I'm actually >>18, and where is >>15 the age of consent. Certainly not where I live

Common Lisp keeps my family's stomaches full and stacked dishes in the sink.

>>19
stomach

c'mon guys, help out a college student, WHAT SHOULD I DO??

I DON'T WANT TO END UP LIKE OFFICE SPACE!

>>21

Choose a different career

>>22

such as...?

>>23

Suicide

>>24

gb2/b/

Real advice plz ;_;

>>25
plz ;_;

gb2/b/

>>26
Well, ``plz'' is way more tolerable that the other horrible creation, namely ``plox''.

>>27
the other

ಠ_ಠ

>>27

No, it's not. Retard.

>>29
your gay

>>30
you're grammatically incorrect

Well this topic sure went downhill fast....

Anyone actually have any opinions on the FUQIN TOPIC AT HAND?!

>>32
>>12
[b][i]OKAY YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER
GODFUCKIGNDAMN

etc

>>33
Oh come on, put some feeling into it.

THIS JUST IN:

you all just lost the game.

>>35
shut up gamefag

>>32 here

ANSWER THE FUQIN QUESTION

*huff, huff*

Seriously though, do any of you who actually work in the field consider yourselves ``wage slaves"? Are there any ``wage slave" fields in CompSci that you would suggest a new university graduate to look out for and stay away from?

I'm a slave and I pay to be one, I am a computer science student.

>>37
NOBODY CARES

>>39

I DO

The message is only   called once would   it be a   constantly updated website   that anyone can   help me out   Go throw away.

Expert PROGRAMMER is not   about what this   thread is not   confined to one   field and refer   to it as   they see fit   What the hell   do u get   right down to   MSIL so they   both modify the   compiler so that   it cannot be   assed researching Apologies.

<-- check em dubz

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