/prog/ - EACH POST SHALL NAME ONE LANGUAGE

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Haskell.

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Spanish.

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Sepples

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Ruby.

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Cinnamon Lips

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Svenska

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>>3
Fuck you, Sepples in mine.

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>>7
In your what? By the way; Python.

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f#

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PERL

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J

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ocaml

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LISP

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Scheme

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Javascript

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brainfuck

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This is rather funny; I remember when, in high school, three or so years ago, we had an introduction to programming. The teacher wanted to know how many of us are into it, so we were all supposed to play a little game: name a language or you lose. I was like fifteenth, the first guys obviously used up all C, Java, Sepples, Pascal, etc., On my turn I proudly spoke: ``Lisp''. The teacher accepted my answer with great reluctance.

The next person whispered ``Haskell''.

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PHP

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>>17
Heh. "Brainfuck."

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PL/SQL

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befunge

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I'm taking OMG OPTIMISED C

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<?xml>

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Ada

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Hamlet

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bbcode

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Dimensifuck

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fortran

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Befunge

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>>29
One down.

Also, Chef.

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APL

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C

lol

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BASIC

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prolog

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ALGOL

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>>35
I'll ALGOL you in a minute.

COBOL.

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C#

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Unlambda.

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Whitespace

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Esperanto

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Befunge

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Shakespeare Programming Language

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>>36
I'll out-COBOL you in a minute.

O'COBOL

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ZOMBIE

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SNOBOL

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Negro

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English.

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TeX

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C-Omega

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asm

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>>2,6,40,46,47
You people are hilarious. Utterly hilarious.

>>50
That's not a language, faggot.

Also, Piet.

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Erlang. ☠

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>>51
They were entirely within specifications. If you don't like having commands interpreted literally, perhaps you should reconsider programming. Maybe you are better suited for something more BASIC, like janitorial jobs?

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MacLisp

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ZetaLisp

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InterLisp

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LeLisp

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Applescript

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FranzLisp

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Arc

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SNUSP

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>>53
Did I say they weren't, faggot? I'm pointing out they're terribly unimaginative, and not nearly as funny as they think they are.

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>>62
Not everything on the internet is funny.

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Java. ☺

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>>63
What internet are you living on?

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>>60
Please, only mention languages that are not similar to duke nukem forever

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>>62 is jealous and does not understand /prog/

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FP

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R6RS Scheme

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Objective-C

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Dylan

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>>62,63,65,66,67
Whoops, forgot your languages.
D for effort.

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factor

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I'm going to try Factor some time. 'Tis on my list of langs to try.

ML.

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Malbolge

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Befunge

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Logo

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Smalltalk

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J#, bitches

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Forth

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You Forth love if honk then?

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JavaFX Script

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Brinefuck

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lolcode

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bbcode

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>>85
see >>26

Also, fucken INTERCAL

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ColdFusion

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Bliss

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Postscript

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awk

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HTML

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Haskell Lisp

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CHROUT .EQU $FFD2 ;OUTPUT A CHARACTER IN .A

START  LDY  #0

NEXT   LDA  STRING,Y

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lua

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nemerle

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SNOBOL

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Cocoa

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J sharp

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^B
_B
^C
_O
^D
_E

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ICON

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Simula 67

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D

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I believe D was already mentioned but I'm not going to look.

Objective-C++

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>>104
Oh god, it exists.

MATLAB

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mIRC.

Letting script kiddie faggots to pretend they're cool since 1996.

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Lisp 1.5

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vala

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>>105
laffo

Miranda

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SNOBOL

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>>110 You fail! SNOBOL was already taken
Oz

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Qi

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>>112 HEY! That's still Common Lisp!
Bash scripting

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>>113
That's not Common Lisp.

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x86 assembly language

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mips assembly

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ARM assembly

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MIXAL

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MIXX

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>>119
wut

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>>120
l2knuth

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>>111
No one said the language couldn't be previously taken.

>>121
You are thinking of MIX assembly, or possibly MMIX assembly.

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>>122
I was thinking of the latter.

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No one said the language couldn't be previously taken.
Oh, in that case, Lisp.

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Lisp

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GW-BASIC

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Lisp

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Lisp

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Lisp

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Q

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>>122
No one said the language couldn't be previously taken.

Thou art missing the whole point of the game, which you, in fact, just lost.

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>>131
Actually, I'm doing pretty good. You must have me confused with a player of some other game.

Euphoria.

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No one said PASCAL

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>>133

Maybe there's a reason for that

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No one said LOJBAN

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>>134
begin
Yeah, maybe.
end

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>>135

Maybe there's a reason for that

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No one said tcsh scripting

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>>138
Maybe there's some ointment for that

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λProlog

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>>140
show me some good code in it?

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>>141
Is that some kind of trick question?

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>>142
If it were about Java, then it would be for sure

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>>141
http://www.lix.polytechnique.fr/Labo/Dale.Miller/lProlog/examples/code.html

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TURKEY BOMB

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KornShell

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Visual Basic

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>>144
That stuff is so cool.. mad..

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Also, Coq.

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Chill.

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vvvv

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Lolli.

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The LAMBDA CALCULUS!!!!

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Lambda-prolog.

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>>154
Show me some code in it

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curry

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Java2K

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Don't call me gay, but I need some mary jay!

Marijuana MUST be legalized.

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Lain.

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Lain.

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Lain.

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Lain.

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Lain.

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Lain.

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Lain.

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Lain.

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Lain.

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