WTF IS WRONG WITH MY FORTRAN?
Name:
Anonymous
2008-01-10 15:20
halp, halp
SUBROUTINE Taco (ah, be, ce)
INTEGER, INTENT(IN) :: ah, be
INTEGER, INTENT(OUT) :: ce
ce = ah + be
END SUBROUTINE
PROGRAM Wontcompile
INTEGER q, u, o
READ(*,*) q
READ(*,*) u
CALL Taco (q,u,o)
WRITE(*,*) o
END PROGRAM Wontcompile
Name:
Anonymous
2008-01-10 15:25
That same code in COBOL would be;
ADD COBOL TO COBOL GIVING COBOL
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Name:
Anonymous
2008-01-10 15:35
That same code in LISP would be;
('(.((.))()`(()`(.,))())
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Name:
Anonymous
2008-01-10 15:35
That same code in PERL would be;
*&#^)$(%*)#)*^T_%&)$)^&(_$_(&%
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Name:
Anonymous
2008-01-10 15:36
The same code in C would be;
#include FUCK SHIT WANT SEGFAULT ANAL BLEEDING
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Name:
Anonymous
2008-01-10 17:17
The same code in PHP would be;
<?php create_function("$a","substr_replace(explode(" ","blah blah"),0,-1");?>
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Name:
Anonymous
2008-01-10 17:29
The same code in LOLCODE would be;
HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
VISIBLE "HAI WORLD!"
KTHXBYE
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Name:
Anonymous
2008-01-10 17:34
hahaha CAN HAS STDIO
Name:
Anonymous
2008-01-10 17:45
Name:
Anonymous
2008-01-10 18:06
Name:
Anonymous
2008-01-10 19:10
Name:
Anonymous
2008-01-10 19:40
>>9-11
Holy smokes, Batman, in laughing at this code,
>>8 has become all of our enemies in one!
Name:
Anonymous
2008-01-10 19:43
Name:
Anonymous
2009-03-18 3:22
The word pirahna, is all I can think of that rhymes with marijuana
Marijuana MUST be legalized.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-12-23 18:07
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Anonymous
2011-02-03 6:57