Vim or Emacs

IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE THE LAST DISCUSSION ABOUT THIS.

70'S ABANDONDWARE ARE NOT TEXT EDITORS

I use Acme. It's better. Mousing is faster than keyboarding.

>>1
Look at it this way.

On most browsers, you can bring up your browsing history by pressing Control-H. (No, this is not going to become a discussion of werecows.) On Firefox, this brings up a sidebar that shows up on the left side of the window. If you put your mouse over the edge of the sidebar, the cursor will turn into a different kind of arrow. By clicking and dragging it, you can move the edge of the sidebar back and forth. You are, to put it another way, manipulating the border between the normal window and the history window. By moving the mouse, you can increase the portion of the window devoted to either part. In a more extreme view of this situation, you're increasing or decreasing the amount of existence the sidebar has.

Now, let's apply this idea to something more abstract. Look out your window. If you don't live in a highly urbanized area, you should be able to see the horizon. Think of this as the border between the land and the sky. The land and sky are obviously distinguishable thanks to this boundary. Now, if you were to "drag" the sash between the sky and the land, or to manipulate the border between land and sky, you would end up causing the sky to become larger and the land to become smaller, or vice versa. An effect of this might be to cause something that was just on the ground to suddenly be hundreds of feet in the air. Truly a frightening situation to be in. So, look at it this way - manipulating the border between two physical things shifts whatever balance there is in the interaction between those things. Alternatively, by manipulating the border between two things, you can change the manner in which they exist.

Still, this isn't *that* abstract, since it's still dealing with real things in the real world. Many believe that in this world, there are those things that are true, and those that obviously aren't. This divides reality into two extremes: truth and falsehood. But, since we have two extremes, logically one can imagine a boundary between those two extremes - the border between truth and lies. If one were to manipulate this border, suddenly things that were pure fantasy (flying pigs, for the sake of argument) have become reality - or things from reality have ceased to exist. This is how Yukari is said to have invaded the moon - by manipulating the border between truth and lies, as applied to the reflection of the moon on a pond, she was able to make the reflection of the moon into a manifestation of the actual moon, and so send her youkai army onto it. This is what's truly amazing about Yukari's power - the ability to manipulate the border between completely abstract concepts allows her to fundamentally change reality as we know it (at least in terms of two abstract concepts).

When I use an editor, I don't want eight EXTRA KILOBYTES of worthless
help screens and cursor positioning code!  I just want an EDitor!!
Not a "viitor".  Not a "emacsitor".  Those aren't even WORDS!!!!
ED! ED! ED IS THE STANDARD!!!

>>4
Lol vi.

>>4
lol wut

>>4
this is awesome copypasta. sauce? and wtf is it doing in a vi/emacs thread?

>>8
http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1189821126/1,14-

>>8
Hehe, I found it on the Poo Shiner Touhou image board.  It's so abstract that it applies to anything and can easily be pasted to take a poor beginner off guard.  I don't think I saved it though, so I see it was successful the first time I used it ;)

SHIT SHUCKS

Emacs :3

notepad

>>10
Switch "Yukari" to "The Sussman" and it's perfect.

No shirt, Shitlock.

I lost two of my friends because of the editor was. I don't care anyway, vifags ain't my friends.

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Visual Studio 2006 editor.

>>17
 You mean 2005

Yes. Emacs for Lisp and Oz, and Vim for C, Python and LaTeX, of course!
But for my two favourite languages of all time, Java and PHP, there can only be Eclipse.

NANO FAGGOTS

>>20
What about them? Are you one of these ``nano faggots''?

>>20
Indeed, nano users are faggots.

>>22
What about pico users?

Do you mean ``pico faggots''?

List of respectable text editors:
ed
vi
emacs
acme
sam

That's it.

>>25
You forgot dd and cat.

notepad++

>>25
vi
Is that nvi or Vim?

>>25
more like just vi(fags call it Vim), cat and nano.

>>28
Yes.

>>29
nano
...

>>26
Not text editors.

>>18
Whatever, actually when I had to use it it lasted two days before I went and installed that thing that makes it a little bit like vim.

>IT'S VIM A LONG TIME SINCE THE LAST DISCUSSION ABOUT THIS.
fix'd

IT'S EMACS A LONG TIME SINCE THE LAST DISCUSSION ABOUT THIS.
fix'd

| >IT'S ED A LONG TIME SINCE THE LAST DISCUSSION ABOUT THIS
| fix'd

>>35
LEARN
TO
QUOTE

> > > > > > > > > > > > PENIS

IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE THE LAST DISCUSSION ABOUT THIS ~nano.
Fixed.

Oh, and one more thing,

IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE WE SCIENTIFICALLY DETERMINED TEXTMATE TO BE SUPERIOR; WATCH THE SCREENCASTS.

fixed.

>>39
WEB

TWENNY