Name: Anonymous 2008-01-03 4:53
# cat omgrofl
<?php echo"<?php ";while($f=fgets(STDIN))echo str_replace(" ","",strtolower(
trim(preg_replace(array("{brb}","{rtfm}","{tldr}","{stfu}","{roflmao[ ]?(l(o+)l)}",
"{lmao[ ]?(l(o+)l)}","{rofl[ ]?((\d+)|(l(o+)l))}","{wtf[ ]?((\d+)|(l(o+)l))[ ]?iz".
"[ ]?nope[ ]?uber[ ]?((\d+)|(l(o+)l))}","{wtf[ ]?((\d+)|(l(o+)l))[ ]?iz[ ]?nope[ ".
"]?liek[ ]?((\d+)|(l(o+)l))}","{wtf[ ]?((\d+)|(l(o+)l))[ ]?iz[ ]?uber[ ]?((\d+)|(".
"l(o+)l))}","{wtf[ ]?((\d+)|(l(o+)l))[ ]?iz[ ]?liek[ ]?((\d+)|(l(o+)l))}","{4[ ]?".
"(l(o+)l)[ ]?iz[ ]?(\d+)[ ]?2[ ]?(\d+)}","{(l(o+)l)[ ]?iz[ ]?((\d+)|(l(o+)l))}" ,
"{w00t(.*)}","{afk[ ]?(\d+)}","{(l(o+)l)}","{[\044]{2}}"),array("}","for(;;){","b".
"reak;","die();","$1=$1-1;","$1=$1+1;","echo(chr($1));","if($1<$5){","if($1!=$5){",
"if($1>$5){","if($1==$5){","for(\$$1=$3;$$1<$4;\$$1++){","\$$1=$3;","","usleep($1".
");","\$$1","$"),$f))));echo"?>";?>
# cat alpha.omg
lol iz 97
rtfm
rofl lol
wtf lol iz liek 121
tldr
brb
lmao lol
brb
lol iz 12
wtf lol iz liek 12
rofl 122
brb
looooool iz 10
rofl looooool
# php omgrofl < alpha.omg | php
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