I like Sussman

I like Sussman because he is a programmer like me, except he know how to program. Oh god I wish I knew how to program too ;_;

Sussman also likes Scheme and he is Enterprise-ready. And there are programs in the book and that's good because I like copying and I will never write one of my own. Why am I such a loser?!

Sussman is like my dreamman he has a ~E hat I love that. He is also nice why aren't real men nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love Sussman and he wouldn't dump me because he's so nice and cool.

We would program Scheme all day and read SICP and other cool books on programming, and I would have sex with him because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with an old man.

I'd take him to a fancy restaurant, etc.

MIT will be scarred 4 lyfe.

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Are you guys male or female?

>>3
Don't be so picky, Gerald.

I think sussman is a pretty cool guy, eh likes programming and doesn't afraid of anything.

SUSSMAN WOULD NEVER HURT MY MOM. HE WOULD NEVER MAKE HER CRY LIKE HER BOYFRIEND JOHNNY DOES. IF SUSSMAN WAS MY DAD THINGS WOULD BE DIFFERENT AROUND HERE.

SUSSMAN WOULDN'T COME HOME SMELLING FUNNY AND HE WOULD NEVER HIT ME. HE WOULD GARBAGE COLLECT JOHNNY.

http://www.gnu.org/software/make/manual/make.html

note the `faggot' quotes

The Sussman should be a wrestling move

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http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/List_of_sex_moves

Somebody add The Sussman.

Konata kopipe in my /prog/?

Fuck you /prog/, I like you because it's like we're a completely different world from 4chon. /a/ copypasta and /prog/ doesn't mix.

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piss off

>>11
Where do you think the VIP QUALITY message after posting a message comes from?

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Fate/Stay Night. Hasn't it been there BEFORE /a/ even existed, though?

I'm pretty sure /a/ invented VIP quality.

>>11
Who invented the word kopipie, and what does it mean? Also how do you pronounce it, co-pee-pee/

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co-pee-p

>>16
Kopipé. And VIP Quality was invented by VIPPERS who existed before 4chon.

Are you GAY?
Are you a NIGGER?
Are you a GAY NIGGER?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!