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pure noob programmer

Name: kelso 2007-12-25 6:56

so, i barely know shit about programming.
plz tell me where i should start off at.
books, links, etc.
idk, all help is needed 4 me

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-25 7:00

READ SICP

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-25 7:00

Obvious troll, and we have been trolled constantly.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-25 7:02

o, cuz i was like wtf? for a min

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-25 7:03

but seriously, im dedicated to learning this, i need 2 start now.

Name: kelso 2007-12-25 7:07

c'mon ppl, plz deliver

Name: kelso 2007-12-25 7:22

waaa

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-25 7:56

learning python == good start

return pro;

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-25 8:14

Ηασκελλ

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-25 9:19

Learn Haskell.

Name: kelso 2007-12-25 13:48

any learning programs or do i have to look for peoples tutorials?

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-25 14:09

Books, my little friend. Books. You know, the kind of items you usually see piled up in book stores. Most of the time, those books are twice as useful as any online tutorial you will find (with some notable, rare exceptions of course).

Name: kelso 2007-12-25 14:14

ok ty guys, i think that's a start

Name: kelso 2007-12-25 15:27

btw, what books do u recommend?
programming 4 dummies?
or do ya'll have a particular fav

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-25 15:37

>>14
SICP, obviously.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-25 15:38

idk wtf that is

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-25 15:45

>>16
Recommend lurking moar.

Name: kelso 2007-12-25 15:58

k thnx

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-25 16:47

mybe ur more lkly 2 get rplys if u prove ur not cpltly worthlss, so l2write u litl cunt cuz wer not gona tryin dchiphrin ur sht.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-25 18:35

idk, my bff Sussman?

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-26 2:51

>>1,4,5,6,7,11,13,14,16,18
lol u tk him 2da bar|?

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-26 2:58

This is why we don't post /prog/ on /b/.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-26 7:07

>>21

>>1,4,5-7,11,13,14,16,18
zOMG OPTIMISED

lol shiichan golf

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-26 10:38

>>23
lol shiichan golf
golf
I don't think I understand.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-26 12:23

& so lyf imitaet art

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-26 12:40

>>25
Failed attempt.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-26 12:48

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-27 22:00

OP, do a BIBLICAL STUDY of K&R C

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-27 22:12

>>28

What does that mean? That you actually believe what's written in the book or something?

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-28 10:49

>>29
Dicentis;
ego sum Sussman et Abelson,
primus et reliquum,
carus et cudderus
)

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-28 13:45

>>30
ego sum Sussman et Abelson
Shitty Latin is shitty. Machine/dictionary translation sucks ass.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-28 13:53

>>31
Actually, I had basic Latin in high school for one year, I am still surprised I remember anything after six years.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-28 13:56

[i]Non peritus, peritus, non sum, non caro.[/i]

I was not an expert, I was an expert, I am nothing, I don't care.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-28 13:56

>>33
BBCode EXPERT!

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-28 14:55

>>30,33
Pessime lingua Latina vetus qualis futuere.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-28 16:35

>>35
lolz u suk

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-28 17:31

vescere bracis meis

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-28 17:33

Fac ut vivas.
faggoturs

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-30 15:39

get out before its too l8

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-18 3:15

I'm feeling really keen, for some of that good ol' green

Marijuana MUST be legalized.

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