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Huh

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-16 14:14

You actually use Lisp and Scheme?

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-16 14:26

No, I don't.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-16 14:27

Why use them when I have Haskell?

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-16 14:43

>>1
It's just a meme, lurk moar.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-16 15:01

>>1
Of course I do. But not Scheme.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-16 15:05

>>5
You really you don't, eight?

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-16 15:12

Haskell is what Lisp could and should be, when I want functional, I grab Haskell. Scheme is for sheer fun, no-thing else.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-16 15:14

>>5
DON'T HELP HIM!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-16 15:27

>>6
I really I do, seven.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-16 15:28

>>7
Enjoy your MONADs.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-16 15:37

>>10
Enjoy your NOMADs.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-16 15:38

NOMADs Enjoy you

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-16 16:11

DON'T HELP HER!!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-16 17:11

>>13
Ah Christ.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-16 17:13

yah i use Scheme

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-16 19:57

>>13
no girls are programmers. Also, no girls on the internet.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-18 18:01

>>16
So I'm not a girl after all? My whole life has been a lie.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-18 18:18

>>17
Read SICP.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-18 18:29

>>18
I have. It starts off nicely with "SI", but then the "C" makes it sound like "sick", and the "P" sounds like "pee". So the first half was nice, but the rest really lets it down. All that buildup and excitement from the "S" and "I", only to be crushed by the "C" and "P". Overall they are a nice group of letters, and deserved to be read at least once, but they don't
warrant so much hype.

Oh wait, you meant the book?

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-18 18:39

It's pronounced Sick-Pee.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-18 20:35

>>19
I've never read anything less funny or witty, leave the internet.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-18 21:04

>>20
pronounced ess-i-see-pee

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-18 22:29

>>1
I use python and ruby, which are more or less dialects of lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-18 22:34

in reality we all use the only real language: C.

But we joke about shitty shit like lisp.

lol, who the fuck would use Lisp? We're

EXPERT PROGRAMMERS

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-18 22:43

>>24
I'M JAVA
SON OF A BITCH C
C IS PIG
DO YOU WANT POINTERS?
DO YOU WANT MACROS?
C IS PIG DISGUSTING
DENNIS RICHIE IS A MURDERER
FUCKING C

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-18 22:43

In C? Come on! You don't program in C unless you really really need it. I rarely if ever program in C.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-18 23:02

Ess Insane Clown Posse

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-19 0:53

I used to write everything in C and Assembler when I was younger (OMG OPTIMIZED) etc. and then later moved on to higher level stuff.

I'm glad it wasn't the other way around or I'd be a completely useless toy language fag now.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-19 1:10

But now you're just a regular useless fag.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-19 8:25

>>17
NO GIRLS ON THE INTERBUTT

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-19 11:16

The only worthy languages are C and C.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-19 17:21

Only timewasters like C. They waste so much time implementing everything rather than delivering completed solutions.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-19 17:59

>>32
What program languages do you develop solutions in? If you say Python, Perl or any other toy scripting language, your opinion is NUL.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-19 18:05

>>33
Right, because productivity is never a valid measure for a language's usefulness.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-19 18:13

>>33
What program languages do you develop solutions in?
EXPERT PROGRAMMERS don't develop solutions, they only develop problems.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-19 22:07

>>32
This is why EXPERT PROGRAMMERS write libraries and copypasta code, so that they don't have to write it again.

Also, OMG OPTIMIZED

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-20 0:43

>>36
Yes, that is good because every single programmer should have reinvented his own fucking wheels from raw C stdlib and use only that, right?

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-20 2:41

>>37
By solutions, I mean actual real-world applications which have been deployed. Nobody cares about your toy irc bot script, or your toy jpg renamer.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-20 5:15

>>38
By solutions, I mean actual real-world applications which have been deployed.
Since those typically never use toy languages and most of the software on your PC right now was probably written in C or a language that works on a similar level, I'm not sure what side you're arguing for.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-20 5:23

>>33
you mean NIL (appropriate to thread) :3

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-18 2:44

I wants lots and lots of some delectable pot!

Marijuana MUST be legalized.

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