Name: Anonymous 2007-12-11 10:06
A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."
The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."
The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."
The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."
The mother lays down on her back as the father starts to squat right over her. As this is happening the sons and daughters begin to brutally make out as the dog begins huping one of the daughter's legs as it starts to piss and shit everywhere. The father, pulling down his pants, still squatting over the mother shits right into the mothers mouth as she starts to chew ad swallow the warm, gooey, stinky shit. And this was diarea too, so it had "an extra kick." The kick finishes humping the daughter's leg and then uses his mouth to pull down the mother's pants, and starts to kiss her vagina like it were covered in chocolate. Now the sons and daughters are naked and are having a full-out orgy. One son, on both legs is having anal sex with one of the daughters as she is sucking on the other son who is laying down on his back as he uses his big toe to shove it up the over daughter's ass as she is licking the first daughter's agina. Now the entire family is engaged in this sexaul act Now, the father, mother and dog stop, covered in sweat, shit and piss walk over to the children, and the mother, who had diarea in her mouth starts to kiss her sons. The father, starts to jerk off next to one of his sons, and has a massive cum shot straight in his son's face. The son, also jerking it, cums all over his father's leg. The dog walks over to the leg of the father and starts to lick off all the nasty gooey, white cum. Soon, the entire room begins screaming as they approach their orgasms, cum just leaking out of their pussies and cocks, hell, even the dog squealed as he orgasmed. Then the screaming stopped, and panting started as they collapsed in the pools of shit, piss and cum, and say "TA DA!"
For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"
And the father says, "6.001!"
The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."
The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."
The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."
The mother lays down on her back as the father starts to squat right over her. As this is happening the sons and daughters begin to brutally make out as the dog begins huping one of the daughter's legs as it starts to piss and shit everywhere. The father, pulling down his pants, still squatting over the mother shits right into the mothers mouth as she starts to chew ad swallow the warm, gooey, stinky shit. And this was diarea too, so it had "an extra kick." The kick finishes humping the daughter's leg and then uses his mouth to pull down the mother's pants, and starts to kiss her vagina like it were covered in chocolate. Now the sons and daughters are naked and are having a full-out orgy. One son, on both legs is having anal sex with one of the daughters as she is sucking on the other son who is laying down on his back as he uses his big toe to shove it up the over daughter's ass as she is licking the first daughter's agina. Now the entire family is engaged in this sexaul act Now, the father, mother and dog stop, covered in sweat, shit and piss walk over to the children, and the mother, who had diarea in her mouth starts to kiss her sons. The father, starts to jerk off next to one of his sons, and has a massive cum shot straight in his son's face. The son, also jerking it, cums all over his father's leg. The dog walks over to the leg of the father and starts to lick off all the nasty gooey, white cum. Soon, the entire room begins screaming as they approach their orgasms, cum just leaking out of their pussies and cocks, hell, even the dog squealed as he orgasmed. Then the screaming stopped, and panting started as they collapsed in the pools of shit, piss and cum, and say "TA DA!"
For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"
And the father says, "6.001!"