sup /prog/

Is there somewhere I can read about all the memes of /prog/?

In before SCIP.

I was at the mall today buying another edition of SICP  (tryin' to complete my SCIP set) & this kid standing next to me in line at the book shop says "Man, that SICP is homo, you shouldn't be wasting your faggot cash on some lame fucking s**t crap like that. Fuckin' cocksucker." I turned around, saw no one, then peered down at a child who looked about 10 years old holding a java book.

I then got into a debate (for what seemed like 30 minutes or so) on the superiority of SCIP to his Java Reference. And at the end he just called me a "fag" and proceeded to punch my in the stomach. I finally crawled on my bruised stomach to a nearby mall cop, and pointed to that snot nosed brat, last I saw of him he was on the mall cops shoulder cying for his mother. Ha...kids..

Im looking for a SICP Box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii (cute)). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a SICP Box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my SICP to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)

Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just read SICP while I wait".

So I'm reading SICP, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my book and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a rather interesting topic on the nature of time in concurrent systems.

Holy shit. I stare into my book in wonder, yelling "holy shit, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even ****ing care! YOU JUST WANT TO READ YOUR ****ING BOOK!" I'm still looking at my book, still focusing on figure 3.29, when she walks over, and tosses the book against the wall. I run over and pick up my SICP hoping that she hadn't damaged it, and quickly noticed that a lot of the pages are now loose and fall out as I pick it up. My SICP and my hopes of becoming an EXPERT PROGRAMMER, gone forever.

I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "**** YOU", and runs out of my house in tears.

What have I done? I've ****ed up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don't want a read of SICP to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever. Help me guys

>>42
What the hell do you put in your SICP box other than SICP?

I'm an Enterprise level programmer. I don't talk with you chumps in /prog/, I don't read your ``SICP'' with new ideas I saw forty years ago. I don't need to go to a board full of fat smelly people to watch SICP lectures all over again. I've got fuckin' live feed torrents of the newest Jython books you haven't even hear of, and books from said language being shipped to my house so I can masturbate on them. Go read your "On Lisp" on paulgraham.com, I'm downloading Java Enterprise Edition tutorials and reading the fucking specs.

You keep wearing your Sussman shirts and shit, socializing with your satori friends. I'll be walking by, Anonymous. You'll never know that the master of programming had passed you by, because I suppress my power level.

I'm a Satori level programmer. I don't talk with you chumps in ``#java'', I don't read your ``sun.com'' with new ideas I read in SICP forty years ago. I don't need to go to a board full of fat smelly people to watch Solaris lectures all over again. I've got fuckin' live feed torrents of the newest Lisp books you haven't even hear of, and books from said language being shipped to my house so I can masturbate on them. Go read your "Beginning Programming with Java^TM For Dummies®" from amazon.com, I'm downloading DrScheme and reading the fucking R⁶RS.

You keep wearing your Java shirts and shit, socializing with your Enterprise friends. I'll be walking by, Anonymous. You'll never know that the master of programming had passed you by, because I suppress my power level.

/r/ the /prog/-unrelated copypasta about a fat guy that falls and dies while the ambulance drivers laugh at him.

>>43

Figure 3.29 rocks. I wish my bank worked like that.

>>48
Heh, so I wasn't the only one who checked this.

Can someone describe to me fig 3.29

>>50
Read SICP.

wat about ducks being touring complete? HALP ME ACHIEVE SATORI MASTA PROGRAMMA!

>>52
Ducks are touring complete.
A duck can swim either up or down an infinitely long river. At any given stage, he can:
1) Quack
2) Eat
3) Take a shit

lol, OP is one of those newfags that read every page of Encyclopedia Dramatica before going to /b/ and reposting everything he read. Welcome to the internet, this is how things are done.

>>54
LAAAAWWWWL :AWESOME: LULZ LIVEJOURNAL DRAMA FURRYS AIDS HABBO HOTEL LUUUUUUULLLLZ ;____;

Do machines think can.