sup /prog/

Is there somewhere I can read about all the memes of /prog/?

In before SCIP.

Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just read SICP while I wait".

So I'm reading SICP, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my book and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a rather interesting topic on the nature of time in concurrent systems.

Holy shit. I stare into my book in wonder, yelling "holy shit, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even ****ing care! YOU JUST WANT TO READ YOUR ****ING BOOK!" I'm still looking at my book, still focusing on figure 3.29, when she walks over, and tosses the book against the wall. I run over and pick up my SICP hoping that she hadn't damaged it, and quickly noticed that a lot of the pages are now loose and fall out as I pick it up. My SICP and my hopes of becoming an EXPERT PROGRAMMER, gone forever.

I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "**** YOU", and runs out of my house in tears.

What have I done? I've ****ed up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don't want a read of SICP to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever. Help me guys