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What would look good on a resume?

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-09 23:04

What should I learn that would look good on a resume?

I'm in first year co-op and I need something more than "lol scheme))))))))"

ps. I read SICP

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-09 23:14

``Books read:
* SICP''

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-09 23:32

>>1

You have AWOKEN the anger of the MASTER PROGRAMMER.

Do you think that a [o]FIRST YEAR[o] could properly comprehend the subtle beauty of SICP? The ABELSON would be ashamed, if he were alive today. The MASTER PROGRAMMER is furrowing his brow at your insolence.

A lowly CO-OP engineering student like you is lucky to get by on the likes of THE LITTLE SCHEMER, much unlike the MASTER PROGRAMMER, which is me.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-09 23:35

>>3
5/10

The EXPERT PROGRAMMER, which is me, would never make an error in a REAL language, such as SICP or K&R, and is HIGHLY UNLIKELY to err even in BBCODE.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-10 0:19

>>3
I'm pretty sure Hal Abelson is still alive

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-10 3:45

>>5
Yes, he's a current board member of the FSF. >>3 was being melodramatic/sarcastic/idiotic.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-10 4:58

>>1

Hmm... excuse me while I refer to Joel on Software.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-10 5:01

>>7
Don;t you dare mention that jew fag here again

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-10 5:15

>>7
>Kyke on Software

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-10 5:17

>>8,9
JEWS

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-10 7:13

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-10 7:28

>>11
I see what you did there.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-10 7:28

if you are asking /prog/ what to put on your resume... you've already lost the job...

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-10 9:10

>>13
if you are taking seriously what is posted on /prog/... you've already lost your sense of humour...

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-10 9:18

>>14
you've already lost the game

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-13 5:48

>>12
YOU
FAIL
@BBCODE

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 14:38

YEAR old technology Java would be better   off asking at.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-15 13:23

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