white and EXPERT

Think I'm just too white and EXPERT
Think I'm just too white and EXPERT
Can't you see I'm white and EXPERT
Look at me I'm white and EXPERT

I wanna troll with the ForthFags
But so far they all think I'm too
White and EXPERT

Think I'm just too white and EXPERT
Think I'm just too white and EXPERT
I'm just too white and EXPERT
Really, really white and EXPERT

First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, I'm wizard at SICP
Sussman, that's my favorite Gerald Jee
Keep your Java, I'll just have malloc() and free()
My Lisp Machine is so fucking stable
While you're booting Ubanto with a jumper cable
Cracking MD5's with Cain and Abel
Dumping your forums MySQL table

My /prog/ post is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin' for my BBCODE source
Parentheses are my driving force
You'll get owned on a Perl golf course
I indent my code with no delays
I'm a wiz at Python, I could code for days
Once you've see my sweet tabs, you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the thread ablaze

There's no shell I haven't run
At Emacs, well I'm number one
Do lambda calculus just for fun
Forget about [code]/kick[code], I just use [code]/shun[code]
Fap into my sisters dirty thong
I could sure kick your butt in a game of Mahjong
I'll gunzip any file you bring on
I'm fluent in Scheme as well as Z-notation


They see me troll on reddit.com
I know in my heart they think I'm
White and EXPERT

Think I'm just too white and EXPERT
Think I'm just too white and EXPERT
Can't you see I'm white and EXPERT
Look at me I'm white and EXPERT

I wanna code with Eclipse
Although it's apparent I'm too
White and EXPERT

Think I'm just too white and EXPERT
Think I'm just too white and EXPERT
I'm just too white and EXPERT
How'd I get so white and EXPERT

I been browsin', inspectin' RFC's
You know I collect 'em
CP vids in my Truecrypt, I must protect 'em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media
I vandalize Wikipedia
I memorized Java really well
I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L

I got a business doing websites
When my friends need a code, who do they call?
I do Sepples for 'em all
Even made a homepage for my dog (yo)
I gave myself a goatse
My favorite tag's gotta be <marquee>
Spend my nights with a copy of TaoCP
Click, Click - hope no one sees me..get freaky

I'm EXPERT in the extreme
I know every /prog/ meme
I was in C club and D club
And even the Haskell team
Only question I ever thought was hard was
"Do I like Vista or do I like Leopard?"
Spend every weekend reading Voltaire
Jacking it to animu in my easy chair

They see me trollin', they hidin'
And shieldin' their eyes cause I'm so
White and EXPERT

Just because I'm white and EXPERT
Just because I'm white and EXPERT
All because I'm white and EXPERT
Holy cow, I'm white and EXPERT

I wanna bowl with the retards
But oh well, it's obvious I'm
White and EXPERT

Think I'm just too white and EXPERT
Think I'm just too white and EXPERT
I'm just too white and EXPERT
Look at me I'm white and EXPERT

lol clever.

>>6
Yep, thanks. I actually invented this piece of satire.

>>7
This is awesome

This is indeed awsome.

>>7
Actually, I invented it.

It's all about the Endians, baby
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
It's all about the Endians, baby
It's all about the Endians, baby
It's all about the Endians! (It's all about the Endians, baby)
It's all about the Endians! (It's all about the Endians, baby)
Yeah

What y'all wanna do?
Wanna be EXPERTS? Trip crackers? Weenies
Wastin' time with all your stupid parentheses
5 to 12, chilling' at Chuck E. Cheese's?
Warmin' up a pizza that tastes like feces
Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills
Collectin' my garbage for thrills
I got me a hundred niggabytes of RAM
I like to feed trolls and DoS those who spam

Installed a Gbit line in my house
Always filling it with random numbers made by Gauss
Compile my kernel at least twice a day
I'm strictly plug-and-play, I ain't afraid of Win2K
I'm down with Linus T, I call him "Pinguin" for short
I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support
It's all about the Endians, what?
You've gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen
You've got man pages all over your screen
You think your binary recursion is really neato
What's your education, is it zero?
You use TURNKEY SOLUTIONS? Don't make me laugh
Java VM boots up in what, a day and a half?
You could back up your whole source tree on a floppy diskette
You're the biggest joke on the Internet

Your database is a disaster
You're indexin' it, tryin' to make it go faster
Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar
Downloadin' sex tapes of Sarah Michelle Gellar
And postin' "Hello World!" like some brain-dead AOL-er
I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
You're just about as useless as LOLCODE to Hellen Keller

It's all about the Endians! (It's all about the Endians, baby)
It's all about the Endians! (It's all about the Endians, baby)
It's all about the Endians! (It's all about the Endians, baby)
It's all about the Endians! (It's all about the Endians, baby)

Wanna be EXPERTS? Trip crackers? Weenies
Wastin' time with all your stupid parentheses
5 to 12, chilling' at Chuck E. Cheese's?

Uh, uh, loggin' in now
Wanna run wit my crew, hah?
Buy a quadcore and optimize it with Gentoo?
They call me the king of the net feeds
Usin' RSS to fulfill in my news needs
That inline asm got the clocks, it rocks
But it was obsolete before it ran on my box
You say you've had your distro for over a week?
Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique
Your cdr is a month old? Fine so far
If you could use a nice, heavy other car
My digital media is Blowfish protected
Every file inspected, no CP detected
I beta tested every operation system
Gave props to some, and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo holmes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo holmes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

POSTING ON THE INTERNET

>>15
Back to /b/, please.

>>16
Back to LTU, please.

>>17
Too bad that LTU is one of the few programming blogs worth the time.

>>18
http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/

>>19
*clicks link*
*sees Microsoft-colored book*
*clicks back*

>>20
Microsoft-colored


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