I'm a 4chan level programmer. I don't talk with you chumps in programming club, I don't read your "computer magazine" with new releases I saw two years ago. I don't need to go to a club full of fat smelly people to code the factorial all over again. I've got fuckin' live feed RSS of the newest coding languages you haven't even hear of, and sources from said languages being shipped to my house so I can masturbate on them. Go read your "SICP" on lisp.net, I'm downloading loli dojinshi and reading the fucking raws.
You keep coding your haskell and shit, socializing with your coding friends. I'll be walking by, Anonymous. You'll never know that the master of programming had passed you by, because I suppress my power level.
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Anonymous2007-12-07 14:23
I think you're confusing us with /comp/.
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Anonymous2007-12-07 16:55
You will never be able to program spoilers without reading SICP first.
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Anonymous2007-12-07 16:56
I'm a 4chan level troll. I don't talk normally with you chumps in /prog/, I don't need to "program" with languages I saw two years ago. I don't need to go to a board full of fat smelly people to discuss functional programming all over again. I've got fuckin' archives of posts you didn't even know were trolling, and trophies from said posts being shipped to my house so I can masturbate on them. Go make your "one line factorial", I'm downloading USENET archives and trolling the fucking board. You keep wearing your tripcode and shit, socializing with your weeaboo tripfags. I'll be walking by, Anonymous. You'll never know that the master of trolling had passed you by, because I suppress my power level.