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Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 10:17

I recommend PHP .

PHP's strength are :

* PHP is the most superior technology. Other technologies PERL, Python, Tcl, VB script, ASP are older and inferior technologies. Even Java/JSP is inferior to PHP.
* Open source
* Easily learned syntax
* Broad database connectivity
* Massive library of contributed extensions
* General purpose scripting language much superior to PERL, VB script, ASP, JSP.

Why PHP ? PHP is the best because of the following reasons:

* PERL is the "ancestor" of PHP and PERL is used for a very long time (more than 25 years old?). PHP has an advantage over PERL - PHP supports client-side code and is easier to compile into a executable. User base of PERL is very large. PHP tries to imitate PERL and complement the PERL technology. PERL programmers like PHP! PHP is actually a "modern PERL", but with a different name called "PHP".
* Java is object-oriented but is very SLOW. Java programs run very slow. Also Java is immensely complex and sophosticated technology (has many layers like JVM, JIT compiler and others). And complexity and sophostication leads to problems. If there is Linux on server-side then why do you need Java in servers ? And Java is more like a system programming language and it is faster to develop in scripting languages (like PHP).
* Python is "good" but there are no C like brackets/braces which are useful for code navigation in vi editor. It is like your hand is broken if you cannot navigate rapidly the source code using vi/emacs editor's seek braces/brackets commands. PHP is technologically more advanced than Python.
* PHP is the best because it is object oriented and has the best features of C/C++/Java/PERL/Python. It can replace PERL, Python, Java, C, C++, awk, Unix shell scripting, MS Visual Basic and others!! PHP runs direct and PHP is written in C.
* Each and every computer programmer knows why PHP is the best. Ask your nearby computer programmer.
* Only PHP will prevail in the 21st and 22nd century and beyond!
* Why do think every PERL, Python and Java programmers are flocking to PHP ?? There is a very strong reason.
* Every person in the world wants PHP. PHP blast is causing shock-waves around the world!!
* The world is dominated by PHP. There is PHP everywhere and anywhere...

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 10:21

Alavoor Vasudevan is PIG DISGUSTING

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 12:56

Who wrote this and is he still alive?

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 13:34

Perl is not an acronym, so it's wrong to write PERL.

PHP, however, is. It stands for [b]PERSONAL HOME PAGE[/i], which is all it's good for.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 13:54

>>4
PERL means imPractical Expression and Rudder Language.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 14:29

>>5
That's just a yet another Perl backronym ment as a joke.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 14:33

Rudder language? More like Cudder language.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 15:09

|* Python is "good" but there are no C like brackets/braces which are useful for code navigation in vi editor. It is like your hand is broken if you cannot navigate rapidly the source code using vi/emacs editor's seek braces/brackets commands. PHP is technologically more advanced than Python.
|braces which are useful for code navigation in vi editor
|code navigation in vi editor
|vi editor
|vi

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 15:14

>>4
HYPERTEXT PRE PROCESSOR HYPERTEXT PRE PROCESSOR

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 15:21

>>1
2/10

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 15:35

>>8
Got a problem with vi, son? Want to take this further? I'm using w3m.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 15:39

perl bitches, i have to update php like every fucking week, i can't even remember the last time i updated perl, nuff said

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 15:57

>>11
Got a problem with my brother in Emacs, sonny? Wanna fight, face-to-face, eh? Eh?

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 16:16

>>13
What's-a-matter?  Don' like ``ed''?  It's-a-me, Anonymoose!

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 16:21

>>13
I have ab-so-λu-te-ly no probλem with ``ed''. I have a probλem with vim, though. vim is the reason my father died and my girλfriend λeft me.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 16:24

>>1
But, alas, along came Ruby on Rails...

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 17:17

>>16
And it sucks just as bad.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 18:52

Only thing good about it is that it's everywhere, which makes finding hosting with PHP easy.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 22:14

>>1
ONE WORD, THE FORCED GLOBAL NAMESPACE, THREAD OVER.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-25 7:47

Some sauce from GNUfags   And these are   worse because they   are way too   easy and not   a bug with.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 6:38


Language' Examples of simple   and easy to   do in Java   but you can   use anytime you   want b tch.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 15:30

us shtml I?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-30 17:32

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Name: Anonymous 2010-12-10 15:38

Don't change these.
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