Some people, when confronted with a problem, think
“I know, I'll use lisp macros.” Now they have two problems.
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Anonymous2007-12-04 13:05
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think
“I know, I'll use enterprise Java solutions.” Now they have two problems.
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Anonymous2007-12-04 13:09
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think
“I know, I'll use an embedded solution in C.” Now they have two problems.
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Anonymous2007-12-04 13:09
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think
“I know, I'll use BBCode.” Now they have two problems.
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Anonymous2007-12-04 13:14
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think
“I know, I'll use cudders.” Now they have another car.
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Anonymous2007-12-04 13:14
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think
“I know, I'll ask my coworker.” Now your coworker has two problems.
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Anonymous2007-12-04 13:35
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think “I know, I'll implement Scheme in Haskell, for fun.” Now you have no job.
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Anonymous2007-12-04 13:47
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think
“I know, I'll drop my newlines.” Now they have two merged lines.
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Anonymous2007-12-04 14:08
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think
“I know, I'll troll on /prog/.” Now they have sarcastic replies.
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Anonymous2007-12-04 16:10
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think
“I know, I'll use BBCode.” Now they have spoiler tags.
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Anonymous2007-12-04 16:28
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think
“I know, I'll browse /b/ for a while.” Now they have the original problem, and a host of other pyschological problems.
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Anonymous2007-12-04 16:35
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think
“I know, I'll post about confronting problems on /prog/, and use proper quotes in my post.” Now they have a warm feeling of satisfaction in doing things the right way, and don't care about the problem any more.
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Anonymous2007-12-04 16:36
Some people, when confronted with a copypasta, think
“I know, I'll make a variation of it.” Now they have two copypastas.
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Anonymous2007-12-04 16:39
Some people, when confronted with their penis, think
“I know, I'll have hot gay sex.” Now they have two penises to play with.
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Anonymous2007-12-04 17:05
Some people, when confronted with a spoiler, think
“I know, I'll hover my mouse over.” Now they have LOST THE GAME.
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Anonymous2007-12-04 17:07
Some people, when confronted with a nigger, think
“I know, I'll shake him by the hand.” Now they have AIDS.
>>17,19-21 you aren't contributing. >>22 you aren't either...
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Anonymous2007-12-04 22:07
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think
“I know, I'll use recursion.” Some people, when confronted with two problems, think
“I know, I'll use recursion.” Some people, when confronted with four problems, think
“I know, I'll use recursion.” Some people, when confronted with eight problems, think
“I know, I'll use recursion.” Some people, when confronted with sixteen problems, think
“I know, I'll use recursion.” Some people, when confronted with thirty two problems, think
“I know, I'll use recursion.” Some people, when confronted with sixty four problems, think
“I know, I'll use recursion.” Some people, when confronted with one hundred and twenty eight problems, think
“I know, I'll use recursion.” Some people, when confronted with two hundred and sixty four problems, think
“I know, I'll use recursion.” Some people, when confronted with five hundred and twelve problems, think
“I know, I'll use recursion.” Some people, when confronted with one thousand twenty four problems, think
“I know, I'll use recursion.” Some people, when confronted with two thousand forty eight problems, think
“I know, I'll use recursion.” Some people, when confronted with four thousand ninety six problems, think
“I know, I'll use recursion.” Some people, when confronted with a stack overflow think,
“Wait, what?”
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Anonymous2007-12-04 22:15
>>22
Some folks, when confronted with a post, say, "I know, I'll modify it slightly and repost." Now they have INTERNET CRED.
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Anonymous2007-12-04 22:21
>>24
Some folks, when confronted with a repost, say, "I know, I'll modify it slightly and rerepost." Now they have INTERNET.
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Anonymous2007-12-04 22:28
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think
"I know, I'll use exception handling." Now they have two problems.
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Anonymous2007-12-04 23:04
>>26
Some people, when confronted with a powerful condition system, think, "I know, I'll implement try {} catch {} instead." Now they are Bjarne Stroustrup.