/prog/ - brainfuck

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-02 21:48

Enough with your toy languages, get back to the basics with a turing machine.

Cat:
,[,.]

Helloworld:
++++++++++[>+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+<<<<-]>++.>+.+++++++..+++.>++.<<+++++++++++++++.>.+++.------.--------.>+.>.

Multiplication:
,>,>++++++++[<------<------>>-]
<<[>[>+>+<<-]>>[<<+>>-]<<<-]
>>>++++++[<++++++++>-],<.>.

Take your C++, Java, Scheme, etc, and go back to college. Expert Programmers use real programming languages.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-02 21:55

Moron.

Cat:
,[.,]

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-02 22:24

>>1
turing machine
You have no idea what that term means.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-02 22:27

>>3
actually he does

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-02 23:06

>>3
please good sir, define turing machine.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-02 23:13

>>5
Something invented by Anal Touring.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-02 23:25

>>6
Well he was gay, fuck

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 8:24

>>4-5
Nigger OP meant "Turing tarpit", which is something altogether different.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 8:58

real programmers cat >> a.out

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 9:53

>>9
no, real programmers cat > a.out
If something has to be appended they rewrite the whole thing

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 11:47

>>10
Nope, we write a second program that takes the first program and transforms it into the correct program.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 15:10

++++++++++[>++++++++>++++++++++>+++<<<-]
>++.>+.----.+++.>++.
<<+.----------.------.+++++++++++++.>>++++++++++++++.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 21:17

>>11
Fuck your TECO.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 22:46

>>13
The T stands for TECO

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-06 0:24

>>11
would that by any chance be similar to the halting program problem

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-06 11:51

>>15
Yes, but the halting problem is not a problem anymore since it was solved here in /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-06 12:00

I solve np-complete problems, with my PENIS

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-18 2:26

The word pirahna, is all I can think of that rhymes with marijuana

Marijuana MUST be legalized.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 23:11

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-26 2:33

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-03 3:13

see all those "?"'s and "h"'s in the OP's original post? They count out all the fucks I give.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-03 4:20

>>21
So you give 1 fuck?

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-03 4:47

>>22
"Enough with", "the", "with", "machine", "helloworld", and "scheme". He gives seven.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-03 6:48



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Name: Anonymous 2011-10-03 18:41

>>1
Brainfuck is not (at all) a turing machine. That's a common misconception among uneducated redditors.

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