/prog/ - java is hard!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-28 20:46

300+ posts from n00bs who cant figure out how to send a text message. makes me sad.

http://forum.java.sun.com/thread.jspa?threadID=150293&start=0&tstart=0

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-28 20:52

PROTIP: Not everyone is good at programming

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-28 20:55

>>1
300+ posts from n00bs who use Java. makes me sad.

Fix'd

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-28 20:56

The original poster is in the computer science program. I guess they need to give it up.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-28 23:42

All 30+ email addresses added to spamlist, lulz.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 0:06

Java is a walk in the park compared to c++

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 1:03

>>6
C++ is a walk in the park, unless you're a fucking retard.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 2:53

>>6
C++ is a walk in the park compared to Java.
Fixed.

>>7
Truth.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 3:13

>>8
AHAHAHAHA!
Jesus fucking Christ, get off my /prog/.

C++ is a walk in the park, but Java is still easier. I would fucking hope that's what >>7 meant.

Retards and script kiddies, all.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 3:21

>>9
I find that Java's syntax has a lot more elements to remember. Additionally, Java is more powerful then C++ "out of the box," so Java programmers are actually more focussed on the programming aspects, rather then reinventing the wheel.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 3:22

Toy language fags think Java is hard. Also, functional programming is hard.

Is there anything these faggots can actually do besides calculating factorials?

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 3:33

>>10
Are you kidding?
In Java, everything has to be a class. All of the rest is equivalent to C++, except it has 90% of the language features removed.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 3:39

>>12
And except that Java has garbage collection, which isn't important at all, amirite?

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 4:06

>>13
C++0x moves boost.smart_ptr into the STL, which means you can wrap all your heap-allocated pointers in what will be a std::shared_ptr (reference-counted pointer). BUILT-IN.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 4:08

>>14
That's nice. We aren't talking about C++0x.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 4:32

>>15
Actually, we are.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 4:55

>>16
not

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 5:12

>>17
not

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 5:50

(lambda (post) (not (not (not post))))

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 6:11

MY BROTHER DIED THAT WAY

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 6:12

>>19
(lambda (post) (not (post)))

ZOMG OPTIMIZED!!!~!

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 11:07

>>21
(not post)

ZOMG OPTIMIZED

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 11:44

>>22
()

ZOMG OPTIMIZED

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 12:26

ZOMG OPTIMISED

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 12:27

VALID WHITESPACE CODE

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 15:27

>>25
shit damn, you made me think about a whitespace only programming language

see you in about 6 month guys

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 15:33

>>26
Huh, what?

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 15:42

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 15:43

>>28
valid whitespace++ code

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 17:15

Should I send the email addresses listed a few images? Screencaps from 2girls1cup or something worse?

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 17:17

Seriously, what practical software do you write in lisp?

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 17:18

>>30
They're probably used because the people who use them want them trolled. You'd be wasting your time.

>>31
Lisp interpreters.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 19:44

>>32
I actually wrote a fully compliant pascal interpreter using common lisp

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 20:19

>>30
Better yet, write a program that'll do it for you automatically. And in Scheme. This is /prog/ after all.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 21:16

>>33
I don't believe it!

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-30 5:31

>>35
HABEEB IT.. that is all.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 8:32

The blur radius are?

Name: Trollbot9000 2009-07-01 10:10

Computer with my code is dirty as.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-06 9:23

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Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 1:39

Erika once told me that Xarn is a bad boyfriend

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 19:50

<-- check em dubz

java is hard!!

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