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One day

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-28 19:27

we will all cease to exist. That includes you. Your perception will end and be replaced by nothing. Not a blank sheet, not a dark room, but simply nothing.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-28 19:35

~human() {}

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-28 19:39

Just please don't forget to null my pointer out

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-28 19:59


delete this;

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-28 20:28

[me release];

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-28 20:40

me = null;

Garbage collection, lol

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-28 20:52

>>4
That's suicide

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-28 21:20

one day you will choke on your own dick and die

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-28 21:45

#define ATEXIT_MAX 0

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-28 22:05

I will be garbage collected :(

Name: Indestructable. 2007-11-29 1:05

[/code]struct VIP {
   ~VIP() {
      this = new VIP();
   }
};[/code]
  

Name: Faggot. 2007-11-29 1:05

>>11
FUCK.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 1:28

>>11,12 = new Fail();

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 1:48

>>11
You seriously don't believe in reinstantiation after destruction, do you?

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 6:14

>>11
of all the fail here in /prog/ this is certainly the funniest.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 7:59

Morons, it's
break;

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 9:01

while( iamalive = true )
{
  nolifegeek();
}
die();

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 9:14

>>17 contains either a bug or a feature.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 10:10

>>18
zomg feature do want

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 10:16

Nothing beats the recoursive lifestyle, going down with a crash when the stack overflows, live fast, die young.

public void Live()
{
   GeekAroundAndWank();
   Live();
}

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 10:20

>>17
Dipshit for confusing a comparison and an assignment, and idiot for using an explicit comparison in the first place.
What the hell is wrong with you?

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 10:22

How do I sleep(1000) in Lisp?

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 10:38

>>22
(sleep 1000)

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 10:47

>>21
Probably BASIC

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 10:50

10 PRINT "fap"
20 GOTO 10

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 17:25

if(oneDay==today)
{
   *p=nothing();
   ~perception();
}

?
  

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 17:34

>>26
fail();

Name: i guess i won 2007-11-29 18:36

(function(today) {
   if (++today != oneDay) arguments.callee(today);
   else return;
})();

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 20:19

if (oneDay==today)
{
  CeaseToExist();
}

void CeaseToExist
{
  humans.die;
  world.end;
  nothing.activate;
}

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-30 10:00

>>29
STOP POSTING

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-01 19:40

I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-01 23:01

>>32
You should ask Knuth.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-25 6:37

The Addams Family pinball.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-14 12:43

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Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 0:11

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