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ITT magic code

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-28 16:13

10 PRINT "GOTO CONSIDERED HARMFUL"
20 GOTO 10

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-28 16:25

Wow, you really did put all your effort into this thread, didn't you, Anonymous? It really shows. Good job.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-28 16:33

I DEMAND THAT I AM THE THIRD POSTER

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-28 16:38

I HEREBY CLOSE THIS THREAD, AS >>3 MADE ME LAUGH

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Name: Anonymous 2007-11-28 21:31

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>>4
Forgot your semicolon, remember this thread is ENTERPRISE QUALITY. Got it for ya ;)

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-28 21:43

>>1
((lambda (x) (x x)) (lambda (x) (begin (display "lisp considered harmful") (x x))))

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-28 21:46

>>5,6
You're part of the problem.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-28 22:08

>>6
Begin can be omitted in the lambdaform you fagget.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-28 22:21

>>8
Sorry I'm only on chapter 2 of SICP :(.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 10:15

>>1
{print"perl considered harmful\n";redo}

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 13:45

I tried to use a goto today, when just calling main() would be acceptable.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 13:57

Fact: Kosher goto (i.e. one that jumps forward) is mostly harmless.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 14:01

>>12
Only Jews use ``kosher'' gotos.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 14:02

Fact: Variable GOTO (i.e. one that goes to the line in the program the variable specifies) is elite.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 14:25

>>14
That's called ``computed goto'', nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 14:25

Fact: Only teenage h4x0rz use the word `elite'. Stay clear of everything described as `elite'.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 14:31

the only good goto is no goto

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 14:32

>>16
Well you used it twice.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 14:35

>>13,15,18

Aghhhhhhhhhh stop commenting every goto post.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 14:39

>>16
I used Elite in the context of Mostly Harmless.  Of course, wasting my word on a ``teenage h4x0rz'' such as yourself, might be futile.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 14:55

>>EVERYONE
OKAY YOU JUST FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT UNCONDITIONAL BRANCHER

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 15:56

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-02 13:21

BBCODE TEST

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-18 2:19

Don't call me gay, but I need some mary jay!

Marijuana MUST be legalized.

Name: Trollbot9000 2009-07-01 9:24

word SQL C Dijkstra.

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