Java and "Hacking"

I recently began a Computer Science class at school, and so far we've learned about Java: using compilers, syntax, etc. To be honest, the only two reasons I started this rather boring class was because a) I didn't have Internet at the time, and b) I'm interested in abusing Java to "hack" someone's (will go unnamed) computer, for reasons I'll keep to myself. I've done a little research on it, but I haven't yet found any solid evidence that you can use Java to "hack" someone's computer. I've heard about MySQL injections, etc. (Mind you, I don't know exactly what they ARE), but I don't know how I'd go about breaking into someone's computer. Can someone point me in the right direction?

lurk moar

Sure. Read SICP.

del %windir%\system32

Perhaps you should look into doing some "steroids". I hear they can help you "hack" more strongly.

>>1
Oh for fuck sake.

>>1
As stupid as you are, if you can get them to run you java application, you have free reign of their system just like any other programming language.  It's just a bloody trojan.

>>1
No, we can't teach you how to hack.


Yes, you worded your request fairly nicely. No, that doesn't change anything.

>>1 is the equivalent of:
hai guize i want 2 lrn 2 hack sum1s comp so wot do I do?


Therefore, gtfo. Learn to program and *nix, then come back and we'll tell you. If you need to ask after 'learning' them, then you didn't learn them.

Learn to program and *nix
Is that a zeugma or a syllepsis?

Also, I'm reasonably sure >>1 was just a bad troll.

>>9
Sir, I think you mean "good" troll.  The way you're using "bad" is an archaic form, if I recall.

NYPA or your personal trainer

>>9
Syllepsis.

>>1

Send an e-mail to jericho@attrition.org.  He's an expert hacker and has been helping newbie hackers for years, he'll totally help you.

>>1

Send an e-mail to mrvacbob@4chan.org.  He's an expert hacker and has been helping newbie hackers for years, he'll totally help you.

Send an e-mail to gjs@mit.edu.  He's an expert hacker and has been helping newbie hackers for years, he'll totally help you.

Send an e-mail to banned@4chan.org.  He's an expert hacker and has been helping newbie hackers for years, he'll totally help you.

Send an e-mail to rms@gnu.org.  He's an expert hacker and has been helping newbie hackers for years, he'll totally help you.

Send an e-mail president@whitehouse.gov.  He's an expert hacker and has been helping newbie hackers for years, he'll totally help you.

>>18

lol you're joking right

>>19
No, he helped Saddam Hussein the haxx0r gain his position as the fair ruler of Iraq.

>13-18
none of them replied ;_;

You all just got trolled. I can tell from the java reference, correct grammar, and having seen a lot of trolls in my time.

>>21
I masturbate to corpses.

You all just got trolled. I can tell from the java reference

You just read a java reference, YHBT

if you really wanna own his box just tell him how to OC his cpu, if hes a friend of yours chances are things will take care of themselves