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I don't know HTML, but I've got a handy utility that dumps my music library into an HTM file, complete with a folder of album art, and links to the actual files.

The file it spits out phrases its links to the files as so:
<a href="D:\Music\Library\Bill Cosby\Bill Cosby Is a Very Funny Fellow Right!\Bill Cosby - Bill Cosby Is a Very Funny Fellow Right! - 01 - Nut in Every Car.MP3">link</a>

What do I have to do to this, with Move-Replace in notepad/wordpad, to link to the network address of these files, which is \\Taylor\Music\Library... etc? I tried replacing all instances of D:\ with \\Taylor\, but that didn't work. The links never open, and when I try to Save As, it sits at Waiting... forever.

I'm trying to use this file as an index for my networked music, to sit in the root.

sage

Disregard that, I sucks cocks.

You're an idiot
I'm asking for a one-line response, and apparently that's not okay with you

Here's a one line response:

[b]FUCK YOU[b]

>>5
how do you make that backwrds d?

>>4
>>2,3 already gave you one-line responses, and you're still whining.

Nothing's quite as life-affirming as knowing that 12-yo's will still hang on to every little thing you say, picking away, making themselves feel better.

Meanwhile, why did I get shut down in the first place?

Well, that's simple! Because you're an immature punk, apparently with nothing better to do.

In b4 you quote me your real age, as though it would change my opinion.

HTML is not programming.

>>9
then suggest a board.

How do I shot file://?

>>10
/vip

>>11
<a href="file://///Taylor/Music\Library\Fischerspooner\#1\Fischerspooner - #1 - 01 - Sweetness.MP3">link</a>
is a working link, but doesn't link to the file, it links 2 folders up from it. Everything's arranged Music\Library\Artist\Album, and it links to Artist.

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I rather think not. Also, it's not really good to use my post as copypasta. Because eventually, it'll get answered, and it'll be your fault.

You can use on.nimp service; It's offline so it would work in your local network.

<a href="http://on.nimp.org///Taylor/Music\Library\Bill Cosby\Bill Cosby Is a Very Funny Fellow Right!\Bill Cosby - Bill Cosby Is a Very Funny Fellow Right! - 01 - Nut in Every Car.MP3">link</a>

>>16
you might as well have said "delete system32, that'll make it work", jackass.

try <a href="http://2girls1cup.com">link</a><a href="file:///Taylor/Music\Library\Bill Cosby\Bill Cosby Is a Very Funny Fellow Right!\Bill Cosby - Bill Cosby Is a Very Funny Fellow Right! - 01 - Nut in Every Car.MP3">link</a>

>>10
/vip

>>9
seconded

Use forward slashes in your URLs

>>21
Use URLs in your forward slashes.

>>22
Hmm... after initial parsing and analysis of your post, I've come to the conclusion that it doesn't make any sense.

>>22
Slash forward in your URL uses

sed

>>1
Implement a Haskell interpreter in Brainfuck. Then use that interpreter to write a Brainfuck interpreter in Haskell.

>>1

C:\ ? Do people still use Windows? Why on earth would you do that?

>>27
What is that smiley supposed to mean?

>>28
A little guy with an engorged brain is nonplussed.
C:\

The beautiful colors are   very very meaningful   Grey is my   FIRST PIECE OF   CODE EVER PLEASE   TELL ME YOUR   real age as   though it would   work in your.

Lain.

33 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 21:27

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