Haskell tip of the day!

Did you know that types are curried?
Prelude> :kind Either
Either :: * -> * -> *
Prelude> :kind Either Bool
Either Bool :: * -> *
Let's try it out!
type ThrowsError = Either String
safeDivide :: (Fractional a) => a -> a -> ThrowsError a
_ `safeDivide` 0 = Left "cannot divide by zero"
(safeDivide) = Right `dot` (/) where dot = (.) . (.)

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I eat curry while I curry

I am the Haskell Hacker from Hyderabad

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>>2

That's the most intelligent thing I've read today.

Did you know that Haskell's last name was Curry?

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'ThrowsError'? What is this, Java?

did you know haskell is a fuqin script toy languyage
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dude that's not haskell that's perl.

haskelFag

(/) where dot = (.) . (.)
 
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>>10
How old are, eight?

>>11
Do you, cock?

>>1
WOW!

>>1
So, what kind of mathematical theory we can derive from this?

>>15

OP = f(ag)

>>16
It's OP = f(arg), faggot.

>>17

No, it's not.

>>18
Yes, it is. Learn to math.

>>19

No, it's not. gb2/sci/

>>17
OP = ƒ(ag)

OP = ƒ^a(g)