C, C++ or ASM

I'm thinking of learning either C, C++ or ASM over the holidays. Right now all I know is VB6/VB.NET. Which one should I choose?

>>1
Forgot to mention there's a high chance I'll be studying computer science next year.

If you absolutely must choose one of those, pick C.

>>2
Then read SICP. Actually, read it in any case.

C++, if you can be bothered. You'd be better off brushing up your skills on VB.NET though.

But assembly language is fun if you want to see how things work under the bonnet. Get a copy of IDA Pro and have a fuck around.

Phyton

Learn Asm first to rid yourself of any VB ways of thinking you may have.

Then http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1195508684/

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Just learn C++ and ASM, intermix them and disassembly your own C++ code.  C is pretty much included in both.

>>1
Scheme.

>>10
Using the Elk interpreter.

>>1
What >>9 said.
Don't go too nuts on the OO though or you might get AIDS.

Python

>>9
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