I solved a problem I dont even understand

EVOLUTIONARY ALGORITHMS FUCK YEAH

Is that the one where you throw random code at it until it works, and then comment out other lines of code until you've commented out as much as you can without it breaking?

>>5
Fancy random search that gets results infinitely faster than a true random search.

>>9
Only for addition and subtraction.

>>10
Bullshit. I've seen an evolutionary multiplication algorithm that can out-calculate me.

>>9
Spam classification

On my enterprise, we use involutionary development. First we develop a solution. Then the manager adds his professional judgement:
1. I've read in a magazine Java helps reduce TCO, use Java
2. This is not maintainable, develop an object-oriented version of it
3. Let's make it automatic and improve ROI by adding useless features
4. Wait, there's no time to finish this, let's assign five useless fucktards with 5 minutes of experience and an MBA to do it
5. ?????
6. Project cancelled

>>13
What is you boss talking about?! Java forces you to use OOP anyways!

sigh Just like the great formula says:
power = work done / time
by common-sense, time = money, knowledge = power
therefore
money = work done / knowledge
lim(knowledge->0) money = infinity

>>14
You're confusing Object Obsessed Programming with Object Oriented Programming.

>>14
time does not equal money. time is the inverse of money.

FAIL.

>>17
hurrr