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C++ and Java

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-06 16:37

where can i learn C++ and Java on the interwebs for free?

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-06 16:52

If you don't know them already, you have no hope now.  An hero time.

Also, read SICP.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-06 17:10

>>2
Your logic is flawed. Applying this to everyone, assuming that the scope are the people who are interested in programming, almost half of them would have to put a bulled through their heads. In the next generation, when the children are born, they are to be killed, unless they know C++ anFUCK YOU YOU FUCKING CUNT I HOPE YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU LOVE GET RUN OVER BY A DELIVERY TRUCK.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-06 17:19

>>1,3
If you have to ask, you have already failed.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-06 17:20

>>1,3
If you have to ask, you have already failed.  Such is not the way to Satori.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-06 17:33

Too bad that >>3 is not >>1

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-07 7:47

>>3
IT'S NOT A TRUCK IT'S A SERIES OF TUBES YOU FUCKING MORON

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-07 12:42

>>7

IT'S NOT A TRUCK THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-07 12:53

>>8
It's not Sparta if you can't tune it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-07 18:25

>>9
But it is a fish.

Name: Valum 2007-11-08 2:33

Holy shit.

C++

Try this

#include <conio.h>

int main()
{
cout << "Go fuck ya self" << endl;

cout << "End your life fast!" << endl;


getch();

}

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-08 10:20

>>11

no No NO

it's

cout << "Go fuck ya self" << endl;
cout << "Eat a dick" << endl;
cout << "End your life fast!" << endl;
while(1) { cout << "The cake is a lie! "; }

jeez

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-25 6:40

Endl cout Eat a   dick endl cout.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-02 22:13

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-28 10:19

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 11:43

Don't change these.
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