>>1
I redefined the whole keyboard.
>>9
While I agree that SQL is stupid, I think uppercase keywords makes it easier to read. In "SELECT car, other_car FROM lisp", it's easy to tell which are keywords and which are field or table names.
>>11
Business languages need to be uppercase and verbose for some reason, so instead of "no u" we have NO TO (you) WITH CASCADED NEGATION OPTION IN TROLL MODE.
>>19
You made an interesting, albeit flawed, point. The problem is you are not supposed to read programming expressions like English; that's what business-tards would like it to be but it's not.