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Evolution of a JavaScript programmer

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-25 15:20

// Newbie programmer
function fib(n){
 if ( n == 0 ) return 0;
 if ( n == 1 ) return 1;
 return fib(n - 1) + fib(n - 2);
}
alert(fib(6));

// First year programmer, studied C
function fib(n){
 var a=1,b=0;
 for(;n;){
  --n;
  a+=b;
  b=a-b;
 }
 return b;
}
alert(fib(6));

// First year programmer, studied lisp
function fib(n){
 return (function(){
   return --arguments[arguments['callee']['length']]?
    arguments['callee'](arguments[arguments['callee']['length']])+
    (function(){
     return --arguments[arguments['callee']['length']]?
      arguments['callee']['caller'](arguments[arguments['callee']['length']]):
      ++arguments['callee']['length']
    })(arguments['callee']['length']):
    arguments[arguments['callee']['length']]
  })(arguments[arguments['callee']['length']])
}
alert(fib(6));

// First year programmer, JavaScript
function fib(n){
 return n>1?fib(n-1)+(n-2):n;
}
alert(fib(6));

// Lazy JavaScript programmer
alert((function(n){return n>1?arguments.callee(n-1)+arguments.callee(n-2):n})(6))

// Lazier JavaScript programmer
alert(8);

// JavaScript expert programmer
var fibs=new Array(0,1);
function fib(n){
 return fibs[n]!=undefined?fib(n-1)+fib(n-2):fibs[n];
}
alert(fib(8));

// JavaScript hacker
var x=new XMLHttpRequest();
x.open('GET','http://www.thedods.com/cgi-bin/fib.cgi?'+n,false);
x.send();
alert(x.responseText);

// EXPERT PROGRAMMER
function fib(n){
 var p=Math.sqrt(5);
 return (Math.pow(1+p,n)-Math.pow(1-p,n))/Math.pow(2,n)*p;
}
alert(fib(6));

// Enterprise programmer
Number.prototype.calculateFibonacciNumber = function(){
 return (1 / Math.sqrt(5)) *
  (Math.pow((1 + Math.sqrt(5)) / 2, this) -
   Math.pow(2 / (1 + Math.sqrt(5)), this) * Math.cos(this * Math.PI));
}
var myNumber=new Number(6);
myNumber = myNumber.calculateFibonacciNumber();
document.body.appendChild(document.createElement('p').appendChild(document.createTextNode(myNumber)));

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-25 15:23


alert("HACKED BY FAIRX IF YOU PAYME ENOUGH I WILL GIVE YOU ACCESS TO A PRIVATE AREA OF HAXX ;-) http://forum.curse-x.com/");

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-26 0:10

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 8:23


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Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 12:58


The first character please.

Name: Trollbot9000 2009-07-01 8:33

None Anonymous None None.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 12:11

Don't change these.
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