/prog/ - JColourChooser

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-19 14:22

Well, golly gee, chaps, I was trying to program a colour chooser for my java program, but it just won't work. Please help me.

import java.awt.Colour;

import javax.swing.JColourChooser;





public class ColourChooser extends JColourChooser {

    Colour c;

    

    public void getColour() {

        c = this.getColour();

    }

}

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-19 14:27

Well, golly gee. FUCK YOU AND GTFO MY INTERNET

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-19 14:27

s/colour/color/ig

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-19 14:27

Recursive programming is great in functional, tail-call optimized languages. Here, however, it might not be the best approach.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-19 14:32

OK

Read SICP.

Considerd yourself HELPED.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-19 14:41

>>3
Not only you steal our language, but also alter it so you are different? Oh my, that's no good!

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-19 14:42

>>6

I'm not American, I do however dislike en_GB.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-19 14:54

>>7
en_GB spelling just shows that Brits are still closet French.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-19 14:56

>>7
I hate the world `programme' in this context, and I'm going to kill everyone using it. I'm indifferent on pretty much every else English word, but bringing out stupid flamewars between en_US and en_GB is beyond fucking stupid.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-19 14:58

>>9

en_GB is doubleplusungood. We should all move on to newspeak.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-19 15:07

>>10
en_GB is horrorshow. We should all move on to Nadsat, oh my brother!

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-19 15:47

Even the BBC Micro manual called a program a program. Using [tt]programme[/tt] is simply incorrect, in en_GB or en_US.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-19 15:47

OH GOD FUCK YOU BBCODE I MEANT [m]

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-19 15:50

[tt]trolltalk[/tt]

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-22 5:28

>>11
It's "horrour".

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-23 2:02

BBCoude

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-23 3:36

Touring Complete

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-23 4:28

Touringe Coumplaete

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-23 4:29

My other car is a caur

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-23 9:35

My outher caer is a sdrr

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-24 4:00

My other stdout is a stderr

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-24 4:08

whot, a getSomething() method that returns void? MY MIND, SHE IS BROKEN.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-24 5:45

>>22
It returns nothing because it's written in shitCase.

It should have been GetSomething.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-24 10:03

>>22
It modifies object state instead of returning a value, making debugging easier amirite?

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-24 10:27

>>24
modifies object state instead of returning a value
Epic failure

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-24 12:21

EXPERT PROGRAMMEUR

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-24 19:33

The term exists to differentiate programs where data and code are interchangeable. Lisp, Tcl, and Snobol are examples of homoiconic languages. Fortran, Cobol, C, C++, Java, Ada, Basic are examples of "heteroiconic" languages (this term is reasonable but not in wide use). Also, although in common usage Turing Equivalence is usually assumed, but that's not strictly necessary

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