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java be damned

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 15:41

hey how do i make a "%" sign using printf in java. i forgots

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 15:43

\\\%/f$$\\%%

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 16:52

System.out.print("%");

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 22:25

System.out.print("make a percent sign");

then after running javac CLASSNAME

do

del c:\windows\system32

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-19 12:34

If you think that "java sucks" you are an idiot.

Java isn't great, it wont help you attain expertness, it wont tell when you your coffee is ready (well it was used to do that actually).

but

* It's a simple programming language with an object system and a large library.
* Other people know and understand it and have a compiler already set up for it.
* You can write java applets quickly and easily with it.

For these reasons if you "hate" java and think it "sucks" you are just depriving yourself of a useful tool and are therefore, an idiot.

(It should be noted that programming languages are tools and of course no tool is suitable or effective for every task)

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-19 12:59

>>5

Alas, it is you who is an idiot.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-19 13:52

>>5
since Java's release software engineering evolved and new EFFICIENT programming languages have been created. It's time to say goodbye to the 90's and Sun's deprecated marketing crap.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-19 15:53

>>6
I SEE YOUR BBCODE AND RAISE YOU ONE SPOILER TAG.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-19 15:57

>>5
(((ok bitch)
  (you asked for it)
  (here goes))
 (im taking out the fucking
     (bold paranthesis on you))
 (you fuqing angered an expert programmer)
 (ive been here for (expt 3 88888000) years longer than you)
 (ive read sicp twice)
 (i know every programming language in the world
    including apl)
 (if u wanna batl (lets do it))
 (ill crush you like a bean))

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-19 16:11

>>5
you have any fucking idea how hard is it to navigate that massive piece of shit library

FUCK EVEN MSDN IS BETTER THAN THAT BULLSHIT CODE COMPLETION THEY GOT IN NETBEANS

WHATS THIS CREATEXMLBUILDERFACTORY() BULLSHIT
WHATS THIS SOMEMETHOD.SOMEMETHOD().SOMEMETHOD() BULLSHIT

one of the biggest green light for java is portability, use fucking perl/python or some shit

Java -> Runescape
C# -> Guildwars

Java fail

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-22 5:26

//requires java.util.text.strings.characters.generation

CharacterUnicodeName characterunicodename = new CharacterUnicodeName("PERCENT SIGN");
CharacterSpecification characterspecification = new CharacterSpecification(characterunicodename);
CharacterReader characterreader = new CharacterReader(characterspecification);
CharacterWriter characterwriter = new CharacterWriter(characterreader.read());
String string = new String(characterwriter.write());
system.out.println(string);

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-23 1:19

>>10
and who's tibia???

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-23 1:22

>>12
VB

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-23 1:46

>>* You can write java applets quickly and easily with it.

ˉ\(˚_o)/ˉ What else would you write java applets with? x86 asm? Lisp?

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-23 2:32

>>14
What the fuck are you talking about?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 9:16

with the word nigga   African Americans use   it basically say   hello to one   section of general.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-06 9:03

Back to /b/, ``GNAA Faggot''

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