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After SICP, what now?

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 9:49

I wanted to learn Haskell, but lol, Haskell. What language should I learn now?

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 9:58

Lazy K
http://esoteric.sange.fi/essie2/download/lazy-k/lazy-k.html

 K
 (SII(S(K(S(S(K(SII(S(S(KS)(S(K(S(KS)))(S(K(S(S(KS)(SS(S(S(KS)K))(KK)))))
 (S(S(KS)(S(KK)(S(KS)(S(S(KS)(S(KK)(S(KS)(S(S(KS)(S(KK)(SII)))
 (K(SI(KK)))))))(K(S(K(S(S(KS)(S(K(SI))(S(KK)(S(K(S(S(KS)K)(S(S(KS)K)I)
 (S(SII)I(S(S(KS)K)I)(S(S(KS)K)))))(SI(K(KI)))))))))(S(KK)K)))))))(K(S(KK)
 (S(SI(K(S(S(S(S(SSK(SI(K(KI))))(K(S(S(KS)K)I(S(S(KS)K)(S(S(KS)K)I))
 (S(K(S(SI(K(KI)))))K)(KK))))(KK))(S(S(KS)(S(K(SI))(S(KK)(S(K(S(S(KS)K)))
 (SI(KK))))))(K(K(KI)))))(S(S(KS)(S(K(SI))(SS(SI)(KK))))(S(KK)
 (S(K(S(S(KS)K)))(SI(K(KI)))))))))(K(K(KI))))))))))(K(KI)))))(SI(KK)))))
 (S(K(S(K(S(K(S(SI(K(S(K(S(S(KS)K)I))(S(SII)I(S(S(KS)K)I)))))))K))))
 (S(S(KS)(S(KK)(SII)))(K(SI(K(KI)))))))(SII(S(K(S(S(KS)(S(K(S(S(SI(KK))
 (KI))))(SS(S(S(KS)(S(KK)(S(KS)(S(K(SI))K)))))(KK))))))(S(S(KS)
 (S(K(S(KS)))(S(K(S(KK)))(S(S(KS)(S(KK)(SII)))(K(S(S(KS)K)))))))(K(S(S(KS)
 (S(K(S(S(SI(KK))(KI))))(S(KK)(S(K(SII(S(K(S(S(KS)(S(K(S(K(S(S(KS)(S(KK)
 (S(KS)(S(K(SI))K))))(KK)))))(S(S(KS)(S(KK)(S(K(SI(KK)))(SI(KK)))))
 (K(SI(KK))))))))(S(S(KS)(S(K(S(KS)))(S(K(S(KK)))(S(S(KS)(S(KK)(SII)))
 (K(SI(K(KI))))))))(K(K(SI(K(KI)))))))))(S(K(SII))(S(K(S(K(SI(K(KI))))))
 (S(S(KS)(S(KK)(SI(K(S(K(S(SI(K(KI)))))K)))))(K(S(K(S(SI(KK))))
 (S(KK)(SII)))))))))))(K(SI(K(KI))))))))(S(S(KS)K)I)
 (SII(S(K(S(K(S(SI(K(KI)))))K))(SII)))))

say goodbye to sanity

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 9:58

JavaScript

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 10:15

>>3
It would kill the programming spirit.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 12:37

>>1
I wanted to learn Haskell
You have already failed and will never attain satori.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 14:25

Stop fucking wasting your time "learning" languages.
Without experience you aren't actually learning, write some real software instead (and make sure you verify its correctness with RSL or another specification language).

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 14:41

>>6
Provide an example of one such software piece that you have written with said verification, or shut the fuck up.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 14:54

>>1
Now throw away that beginner's programming book, learn a real language and get a job. Do it while you still can before /prog/ manages to sink its toy language claws into you.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 14:58

>>8
real language

That's what I want you to specify

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 15:08

>>9
For any programming language, if most of /prog/ thinks it sucks, it's probably a real language.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 15:09

...C++, C#, and Java, for example.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 18:28

Erlang.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 20:44

>>8
a boring business SAP shit writing Java enterprise web management console with exclusive up and down stream customer relations management, combined with UML diagram and multiple database compatibility? you can keep that shit boring job

learn assembly or microcode, best thing ever

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 21:35

>>13
And you can stay in your mother's basement, only coming out to shave when the neckbeard reaches your lardy mantits.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 21:41

>>1
C++ and Java. Get a job, ya hippy.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-19 6:24

>>14
nvidias basement, implementing latest opengl standard, suck a dick fag

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-19 7:09

>>16
YHBT

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-19 7:19

I USE THBT HAND AS AN EXCUSE FOR MY IGNORANCE HELL YEAAAAAAAH

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-19 8:32

>>16
you work at NVidea?
and you browse /prog/?

What the fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-19 14:04

>>16
Toyfags will never understand.

They actually love to be slaves to suits implementing their shitty business software.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-22 5:34

>>20
Broll tetter text nime

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-15 19:21

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