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Experts agree: Haskell either dead or alive

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 6:54

Ok, so Haskell is dead. We all know that.

But was it ever alive? Did anybody ever use that shit for anything?

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 7:42

nope. its dead. very dead.


And it always was.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 7:48

ok

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 7:57

It's dead like your mom

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 7:59

>>4
ok

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 8:09

If something is dead that implies it was once living.
gb2/biology101/

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 8:31

Ok, so Lisp is dead. We all know that.

But was it ever alive? Did anybody ever use that shit for anything?

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 8:34

It's still used for trolling

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 8:48

>>8
ok

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 9:06

>>6
Does it really matter if it's a stillborn baby like Haskell?

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 9:25

>>1
Haskell is like a Schrödinger's car. It exists, but nobody knows is it car or cdr.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 9:28

Pugs is an implementation of Perl 6 written in Haskell. It is currently the closest thing to a full implementation of Perl 6.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 9:33

>>12
Wow. Now that is embarrassing.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 12:13

>>13
What is embarrassing about those statements?

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 12:28

Haskell is more alive than ever before. You faggots should visit #haskell sometime.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 12:29

>>15
When you have to visit some shitty IRC channel to prove that something is alive, you can rest assured that it's as dead as it can be.

Proof: #amiga

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 12:30

>>15
...... Don't tell them that :|

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 14:58

>>16
You don't have to visit it, but it saves me a lot of typing since everything I want to say will eventually be said there anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 15:10

That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even Lisp may die.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-18 15:27

>>19
Lovecraft.<3

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-08 22:12

im usin haskell right now to create psychan

haskell is fucking awesome, anyone who says otherwise needs to go back to his fucking java and do the kind of enterprise bullshit "work" i'll fucking spit on for the rest of my life

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-08 22:27

>>20
call/cthulhu

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-09 8:29

Ok, so C is dead. We all know that.

But was it ever alive? Did anybody ever use that shit for anything?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-09 8:33

>>21
lrn2capitalize&punctuate

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-09 10:49

C is the daddy and will live for evar

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-20 16:44

Haskell noooooo!

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-20 17:02

case (haskell :: Either Dead Alive) of
    Left dead -> "goodnight, sweet prince"
    Right alive -> "hell yeah, motherfuckers!"

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-20 22:02

haskell is one of those odd beasts, like lisp and prolog, that only ever get used for obscure research stuff and groundbreaking ai work, but they do get used and do some damned neat stuff in those places where they're used.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-20 22:22

I programmed my first ANSI C compiler in Prolog.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-20 22:22

When I was 5.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-20 22:34

The Haskall language is often uses by very intelligent programmers, it often allows to use lazy computations and iterations, but it has the advantage that its iterators behave better (than in Python), and during the generation of some items you can, when you want, refer and use the items already generated.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-20 23:29

>>31
Ja being pure means objects/values never change, meaning copies don't have to be made, of data, like getting a substring, or whatever. You just use the existing string like a pointer in C. So if you write a parser that parses some big string of text into a tree, you're likely to use the same existing memory.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-21 1:26

>>31
Haskell is the world's leading purely fictional programming language.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-21 1:30

>>33
Right up there with Snoball and INTERCAL.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-21 8:08

Intercal and its children are awesome

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-21 13:58

>>35
I'll bet you know all about Intercal's children, you sick pedophile!

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-30 5:24

Ubampu pantsu.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-30 5:34

why the fuck do people bump worthless threads?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-30 10:52

>>38
I think you know why.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-30 13:29

>>37
I roflcopptered.

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