Experts agree: Haskell either dead or alive

Ok, so Haskell is dead. We all know that.

But was it ever alive? Did anybody ever use that shit for anything?

im usin haskell right now to create psychan

haskell is fucking awesome, anyone who says otherwise needs to go back to his fucking java and do the kind of enterprise bullshit "work" i'll fucking spit on for the rest of my life