smug haskell fags are worse lisp weenies

i'm a smug lisp weenie and I can't stand it when some haskell dick starts blabbing on about "how you do it in haskell" with his crazy notation and semantics.

fuck off with your foreign notation and concepts! it's like talking about a game of chess to someone who doesn't have a fundamental understanding of the rules. FUCK OFF. YES YOU'RE SO SMART. take another bong hit

i'm a smug C weenie and I can't stand it when some C++ dick starts blabbing on about "how you do it in C++" with his crazy syntax and templates.

fuck off with your foreign syntax and concepts! it's like talking about a game of chess to someone who doesn't have a fundamental understanding of the rules. FUCK OFF. YES YOU'RE SO SMART. take another bong hit

i'm a smug Java weenie and I can't stand it when some C# dick starts blabbing on about "how you do it in C#" with his proprietary library and patented syntax.

fuck off with your foreign .Net and concepts! it's like talking about a game of chess to someone who doesn't have a fundamental understanding of the rules. FUCK OFF. YES YOU'RE SO SMART. take another bong hit

    i'm a smug PHP weenie and I can't stand it when some haqueer dick starts ?id=' DROP TABLE -- on about "how you do it in perl" with his crazy syntax and //=.

    fuck off with your foreign syntax and modules! it's like talking about a game of chess to someone who doesn't have a fundamental understanding of the rules. FUCK OFF. YES YOU'RE SO SMART. take another bong hit

I'm a smug Assembly weenie and I can't stand it when some C dick starts babbling about "How you do it in C" with his crazy malloc and printf( "cocks and dongs" );

fuck off with your usability and foreign OS compliance! it's like talking about a game of chess to someone who doesn't have a fundamental understanding of the rules. FUCK OFF. YES YOU'RE SO SMART. take another bong hit

I can actually hear the OPs high pitches whiney nasil voice over the internet.

>>6

That's your own voice.

i'm a successful Enterprise manager and I can't stand it when some programmer dick starts blabbing on about "add one to two, store in ecks" with his crazy coded speech and jargon.

fuck off with your foreign-sounding names and concepts! it's like talking about a game of nascar to someone who doesn't have a fundamental understanding of the rules. FUCK OFF. YES YOU'RE SO SMART. take another bong hit

>>7
touche

>>8
....who the hell are you talking to?

i'm a Python fag and I can't stand it when some Ruby dick starts blabbing on about "how you do it with Rails" with his crazy syntax and fucked up functions.

fuck off with your foreign notation and concepts! it's like talking about a game of fail to someone who doesn't have a fundamental understanding of the rules. FUCK OFF. YES YOU'RE SO SMRAT. take another bong hit

at least smug haskell fags actually write code ;)

>>12
fail troll

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