WHEN I DRINK MY ><TREME 148 OUNCE MOUNTAIN DEW CODE RED, I WANT SHIT FUCKING FAST, NO BORING SLOW SHIT, I WANT TO HIT ME IN THE FACE, RIP MY FUCKING BALLS OFF AND SCREAM AT ME "YOU FUCKER, YOU ARE GONNA GET FUCKED UP AT NUCLEAR SPEED! 121 FUCKAWATTS UP YOUR ASS AS YOU BLOW THE FUCK UP LIKE YOU ARE COMING TIMES A MILLION" AND I SCREAM "FUCK YEA! BLOW EVERYTHING THE FUCK UP, FASTER, NOW!!! NOW!!!NOW!!! DO IT FUCKER!!!"
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