/prog/ - I propose starting a new Motor Company

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-13 0:48

``Cudder Motors.'' The slogan would be "We don't intend to sell your favourite, dream car, but we hope your other car is a cdr."

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-13 1:14

no... just no...

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-13 1:49

I propose starting a new Motor Company ``Rossum Autoworks.'' The slogan would be:
Beautiful is better than ugly.
Explicit is better than implicit.
Simple is better than complex.
Complex is better than complicated.
Flat is better than pumped.
Sparse is better than dense.
Driveability counts.
Special cases aren’t special enough to break the rules.
Although practicality beats purity.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-13 9:01

in before fag quotes!

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-13 9:19

in before >>6!

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-13 9:57

in after >>5!

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-13 11:25

in during >>7!

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-13 11:41

-funroll-loops Motors: We let you GOTO wherever the hell you want.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-13 12:04

>>8
There are fewer GOTOs in unrolled loops.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-13 18:10

00 Loops Motors: You don't have to stop until it break;s.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-13 18:21

C Motors: goto considered harmful, tow service included.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-13 18:57

Java Motors: your car is on the heap, the garbage collector will pick it up later.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-13 19:37

Haskell Motors: You can return to the Monad Dealership what you'd like to do with your car, but can't actually do it yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-13 19:42

/prog/ motors: you've just FUQING ANGERED AN EXPERT CAR SALESMAN

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-13 19:44

>>13
That doesn't make any sense.

Haskell Motors: You always end up where you want to be.*

* Travel time may vary. Your mileage may vary.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-13 21:16

PHP motors: The shittiest "cut and shut" around - GUARANTEED

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-13 21:34

Prolog Motors: Tell the car where you want to go, not how to get there.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-13 22:19

(lisp (motors))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-13 22:43

>>18
Unmatched closing parens.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-13 23:23

C++ Motors: cars with class

Name: sage 2007-10-14 0:07

sage sage: sage'd with sage

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-14 7:56

Erlang Motors: For all your fleet needs.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-14 8:24

Pascal Motors: begin if car then begin driving end else begin buying end end.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-14 8:40

lisp/haskell/scheme/erlang motors: somewhat accurate 1:64 models of real cars

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-14 8:47

C Motors: VROOOOM VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-14 9:18

JME: The Java Motors ENTERPRISE

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-14 20:00

Gentoo Auto: CFLAGS just kicked in yo!

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-15 0:02

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Name: Anonymous 2007-10-15 2:58

b inside i
i inside b
[bi]bi?[/bi]
[ib]gotta be here somewhere[/ib]

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-15 4:17

>>29
except after /b/.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-10 11:28

old thread is old

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