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Lol, Lisp

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-09 15:13

  (define (lost-in-stupid-parentheses again)
    
       (cond   ((not (fast? code))
                (must-be 'lisp))
               ((out-of-memory-again?)
                (must-be 'lisp))
               ((cant-optimise? code)
                (must-be 'lisp))
               ((cant-change? variables)
                (must-be 'lisp))
               ((hard-to-do? almost-everything)
                (must-be 'lisp))
               ((no-arrays? (only lists))
                (must-be 'lisp))
               ((by-value-only? (even multi-megabyte-lists))
                (must-be 'lisp))
               ((and (equal? (sizeof integer) 1000000)
                     (equal? (sizeof integer) (loadavg)))
                (must-be 'lisp))
               ((because? no-I/O? (evil? side-effects)))
                (must-be 'lisp))
               ((cant-find? missing-parenthesis)
                (must-be 'lisp))
 
       (if (and  (brain-dead? your-compiler)
                 (nonexistent? '(for while do socket fork IPC etc etc etc))
                 (pulled-from-head? your-hair))
           (lost-in-stupid-parentheses again)))

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-09 15:55

>>1

(if (can't (you-write (> (speed lisp-code) (speed c-code))))
    (too-good-at 'you 'c)
    (carry-on))

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-09 15:58

>>1
This is what C programmers actually believe.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-09 15:59

Lisp is very optimizable, scheme even more so. Common Lisp is easy to optimize as it has lexical scope.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-09 16:47

((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((LISP))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-09 19:24

>>1

That's debatable...

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-09 20:21

>>1
Incorrect assumption, please stop making assumptions.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-09 21:14

>>4
only true in Lisp machines. not conventional cpus

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-09 21:53

>>8
Incorrect assumption, please stop making assumptions.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 20:47

<-- check em dubz

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