Functional programming? In MY C++?

http://www.boost.org/libs/lambda/

sort(vp.begin(), vp.end(), *_1 > *_2);
My other car is a c++

You know what was written in C?

LISP.

You know what was written in LISP?

Nothing of value.

>>4
NO EXCEPTIONS

Oops I meant >>3

>>3
dumbass, everything in lisp has a value

LISP was used to program cute drawing turtles. If you hate LISP you have no heart. Thread over.

>>7
100% of the clueless EXPERT PROGRAMMER troll noobs here at /prog/ have no heart.

>>7
Hey, one of my best friends hates LISP!

>>9
Good, he's on the right path. Does he know any real languages?

>>10
yeah, like JAVA

>>11

Don't use the J-word. 

Take that to /b/

>>7
If you hate LISP you have no soul.

Fixed

LOL GUYS SO FUNNY

>>2
And Lisp machines had C compilers written in Lisp. Your point?

I don't have a heart.
OR any other body part.

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You can do functional programming in C++.
You can do OO in C.

>>18
Terrible!

>>18

OOP in C is like being raped by elderly midgets

>>20
OOP in Sepples is like being raped by Bjarne. I'll take the midgets.

>>21
Sepples is Mjarne raping midgots
o mai

>>21
But I think Bjarne is highly attractive

Bjarne gave me the pleasure of being cummed inside.

>>20
so, not partiuclarly rough because they are eldery (thus feeble), and midgets (thus not much girth to hurt)

Switch to Objective-C which is built for OOP instead of C++

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>>26
The real FrozenVoid would have complained about people using OOP.
I miss him ;_;

>>27
I don't advocate  OOP. I point out the alternatives which fit your criteria better.


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>>28
Your not FrozenVoid, I am!!!

>>29
You're my “intellectual minion”

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>>30
you told me the same thing last night, youbitch^!

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