Hi, im Java.

J:Hi, i'm Java.
P:And i'm Python.
J:So Python, whatcha been up to lately?
P:You know, the usual, a little web develement here and there, a couple programs. How about you?
J:I've been working on some pretty important stuff.
P:Such as?
J:User friendly applications that run in a web browser, you know, use a little swing action.
P:Oh, thats cool. Even if I AM faster.
J:...what?
P:You know, I may be high level, but im pretty speedy.
J:I'm actilly faster.
P:no your not.
J:Yes, I am.
P:not.
J:AM
P:You even have to use a heavy 50mb 'virtual machine' to even run.
J:Shut up! Im enterprise quality! Besides, at least I AM a programming language!
P:YOU LITTLE...
J:You have to use C for the low level stuff.
P:IM GONA-
php:HI GUYS WUTS UP
P:...
J:...
php:WANA SEE MY SYNTAX!?
  *ziiip*
J:DUDE THATS SICK
P:MY EYES!!!
J:OH GOD
P:PUT IT AWAY DAMN IT!
php:WAHHHHH
  *runs away*
P:Now where were we...
  *RING RING*
P:*picks up phone*
P:Hi honey!
P:...
P:you.. you what!?
P:CHEATED? HOW COULD YOU!
P:BUT WITH WHO!?!?

Jython:Dady! I Finally found you!

P:...
J:so um... you know that phones java enabled? pretty neat, huh?

Fuck me. That pile of shit is ravaged with grammatical errors and spelling mistakes. I'm not even going to bother. Sage and move on, Anonymous.

Jython is an implementation of the high-level, dynamic, object-oriented language Python written in 100% Pure Java, and seamlessly integrated with the Java platform. It thus allows you to run Python on any Java platform.
Pure insanity.

>>3
I can't wait for PHPython

ENTERPRISE PHPython

Forced indentation of ENTERPRISE quality crappy syntax?

oh god no.

funny thread op you tell good ones










motherfucker kill urself

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>>8
Is this supposed to be Captain Picard?

>>9
Yes that is CP

I thought it was funny!

>>9
It's a small part of a larger ASCII stolen from LUElinks.

>>12
No;

no, it is not.

lol luelinks

>>11
I knew someone would like my work!

luelinks: because teenagers need a place like /b/, too

Lain.