/prog/ - Sussman attains enlightenment

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 10:41 ID:aL7BVkY5

In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.

“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky.

“I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied.

“Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky.

“I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.

Minsky then shut his eyes.

“Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.

“So that the room will be empty.”

At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 11:15 ID:+FbK1wAR

don't get it

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 11:17 ID:qu1eDSAr

I lol'd so hard.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 11:45 ID:aL7BVkY5

>>2 has not read SICP
>>3 has read SICP

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 12:29 ID:AIqhZgWB

>>4
Hey!

You are the OP!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 12:37 ID:XrfkUvT7

>>5
>OP[code]![/code]
>opcode

lol

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 12:48 ID:UqA+WDoV

>>6
learn
to
use
quotes,
faggot

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 13:18 ID:Heaven

>>6
HAW HAW HAW

so funny

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 19:51

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-18 14:00

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Name: Anonymous 2012-06-26 0:04

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Name: Anonymous 2012-06-26 0:56

In the days when Cook was a novice, Jobs once came to him as he sat communing with Siri at the MacBook Air.

“What are you doing?”, asked Jobs.

“I am training a randomly wired neural net to love the new iPhone 4S” Cook replied.

“Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Jobs.

“I do not want it to have any preconceptions of what brand to buy”, Cook said.

Jobs then shut his eyes.

“Why do you close your eyes?”, Cook asked his teacher.

“They'll love the new iPhone 4s, I bet my life on it.”

At that moment, Cook was enlightened.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-26 1:29

>>13
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Sussman attains enlightenment

1 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 10:41 ID:aL7BVkY5

2 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 11:15 ID:+FbK1wAR

3 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 11:17 ID:qu1eDSAr

4 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 11:45 ID:aL7BVkY5

5 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 12:29 ID:AIqhZgWB

6 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 12:37 ID:XrfkUvT7

7 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 12:48 ID:UqA+WDoV

8 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 13:18 ID:Heaven

10 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 19:51

11 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-18 14:00

12 Name: Anonymous 2012-06-26 0:04

13 Name: Anonymous 2012-06-26 0:56

14 Name: Anonymous 2012-06-26 1:29