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ITT we use ASCII art

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 6:57 ID:GwG6zaCZ

to prove how awesome our language of choice is.
_    _           _____ _  _ ______ _      _
| |  | |   /\    / ____| |/ /  ____| |    | |   
| |__| |  /  \  | (___ | ' /| |__  | |    | |   
|  __  | / /\ \  \___ \|  < |  __| | |    | |   
| |  | |/ ____ \ ____) | . \| |____| |____| |____
|_|  |_/_/    \_\_____/|_|\_\______|______|______|


LOL J/K THIS IS A HASKELL BASHING THREAD.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 7:16 ID:dnOzZdCZ

Today while I was waiting at the counter of a fast food restaurant, I saw a leaflet advertising their part-time job positions that went like: "Your other job... Your other pay". I couldn't help but grin as I thought of my other car.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 9:54 ID:uBZJePhA

My UTHER car is a CADDDADADADR

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 10:47 ID:Heaven

>>3
my mother's car is a cooter

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 11:14 ID:Heaven

My other job is a jdr.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-06 18:44

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Name: Anonymous 2007-10-06 19:16


BBBB   AAA   SSSS I  CCCC
B   B A   A S     I C
BBBB  AAAAA  SSS  I C
B   B A   A     S I C
BBBB  A   A SSSS  I  CCCC

      "It's easy."

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-06 19:19

                / ̄∧_∧ ̄ ̄ ̄ // ̄\\
         __ ⊂/__(´∀` )__  /_⊃___| |\フ ヽ  My other car
     ,  ´_  /   / ̄ ̄ __ / ̄ ヽ    __ヽ ̄ ̄ |  is a cdr
    /∠__/―/-。―/――∠_/__∧  |       | ∧_.| 
    ,========――´=============/⌒ヽ=|.=====| | ヽ ̄〕 
    | _    |SICP|     _  ″  |⌒| |/   __ /|  )ノ    vroom
    )_旧_∈≡≡≡≡∋_旧_″_|| ノ丿_ -――┘ 丿      vroom!
     \ \_ノ  ̄ ̄ ̄三三三\ \_ノ    三三三三 
      三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三
         三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-06 19:23

>>8
I think you broke your ascii. oh no wait, its just copy pasta.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-06 23:55


       NOP ;  ***   **** *   *
       NOP ; *   * *     ** **
       NOP ; *****  ***  * * *
       NOP ; *   *     * *   *
       NOP ; *   * ****  *   *
       NOP ;
       NOP ; I AM ASM
       NOP ; ALL YOUR SOURCE ARE EVENTUALLY BREAK DOWN TO ME
       NOP ;
       NOP ; I'M IN YOUR FUNCTIONAL LANGUAGE, EVENTUALLY
       NOP ; EXECUTING YOUR LAZY EVALUATIONS
       NOP ;
       NOP ; EVERY LANGUAGE THAT IS NOT IMPERATIVE
       NOP ; IS A LIE.
       RTI

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-07 1:36

>>10
Every things broken down to machine code. not assembly, machine code.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-07 1:46

>>11
You wish. It's machine code.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-07 1:58

my other car is a chanserv

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-07 4:14

Im not trolling btw , microcode can do anything your shitty ASM can, only faster, better and harder

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-07 4:16

>>14
You forgot stronger.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-07 4:17

>>15
Im not trolling btw , microcode can do anything your shitty ``stronger'' can, only faster, better and harder

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-07 4:31

>>16
stop using faggot quotes

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-07 4:37

>>16
Im not trolling btw , ``proper quotes'' can do anything your shitty "faggot quotes" can, only faster, better and harder

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-07 4:38

>>18
stop using faggot quotes

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-07 4:46

Proper quotes are Touring-complete.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-07 4:48

>>19
ha ha.. not funny.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-07 5:29

>>20
your moms touring-complete.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-07 6:06

>>22
ha ha.. not funny.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-07 6:22

>>22
that's not funny, my brother died that way

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-07 9:31

Bullshit (often bowdlerized to BS), also Bullcrap, is a common English expletive. It can also be shortened to just "Bull".

Most commonly, it describes incorrect, misleading, false language and statements. Literally, it describes the feces of a bull. As with many expletives, it can be used as an interjection (or in many other parts of speech) and can carry a wide variety of meanings.

Bullshitting is usually when one makes statements that are false, or made-up. Usually people describe other people's action of making a lot of statements as bullshitting in arguments, when one is making up rules or making examples that are not anything to do with what they are discussing or when one is making statements by using examples that need different rules to be applied, so this person is bullshitting

As it contains the word "shit", the term is sometimes considered foul language, hence the use of the euphemistic abbreviations "bull" and "BS". Nonetheless, the term is prevalent in American English and, as with many words, the term is used in a variety of countries, some dating back to approximately the same era World War I. In British English, bollocks is a comparable expletive, although bullshit is now a commonly used expletive in British English also.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-25 7:55

don't code robots in   java but how   do I exactly   get to use   good style when.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 13:54

109 Looking good 3.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-12 6:54

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Name: Anonymous 2009-07-12 7:21

>>4
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<-- check em dubz

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