I'm a 4chan level /prog/rammer

I don't talk with you chumps in the programming club, I don't read your "software developer magazine" with languages I saw two years ago. I don't need to go to a club full of fat smelly people to learn Java all over again. I've got fuckin' live feed torrents of the latest open source compilers you haven't even heard of, and GNU manuals from the FSF being shipped to my house so I can masturbate on them. Go read your "Java for Dummies" on languageofthedecade.net, I'm waiting for emacs to load and reading fucking SICP.
 
 You keep wearing your binary joke t-shirt and shit, socializing with your idiotic friends. I'll be walking by, Anonymous. You'll never know that the EXPERT PROGRAMMER had passed you by, because I suppress my power level.

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anyone?

nice.

If you are indeed such and ´´EXPERT PROGRAMMER'', why is there no ^B_BCode?

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He doesn't use BBCODE, because he suffers from an ``ID=10T ERROR''

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* being from four fucking years ago error. BBCode hasn't been invented before 2009.

I don't talk with you chumps in the programming club, I don't read your "software developer magazine" with languages I saw two years ago. I don't need to go to a club

rewrite w/o repetitions.

I've got fuckin' live feed torrents

Most compilers are not distributed as torrents. Rewrite. You are allowed to use words like "bazaar", "hg" and "git"

I'm waiting for emacs to load and reading fucking SICP.

Bad. Very bad. First, sentence is badly written. It's like you are waiting for emacs to load and for emacs to reading sicp.
Second, you are supposed to be above average programmer. But emacs is mainstream enough and waiting for it to load means that you are below average programmer, who does not have to wait hours.  Replace emacs with edlin .

You keep wearing your binary joke t-shirt and shit, socializing with your idiotic friends.

replace shit with dreaming about led binary watch. Geeks masturbate to that useless piece of whatever it's made of.

Overall: 0/10. Not satisfactory. Should be improved.

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