Until today, Googling '`Lisp Tutorial`' or '`Common Lisp Tutorial`' resulted in a bunch of outdated shit. Peter Seibel, author of '`Practical Common Lisp`', said, '`This will not stand`'. He requested a Google bomb, got one, and the world is right again. I also notice that the anti-Lisp trolls are slacking off a bit today, and this cannot be coincidental.