/prog/ - What is your religion?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 13:37 ID:vG3Wclru

I am a fundamentalist SICP buddhist -- I shove cudders down throats of pig disgusting unbelievers!

I spend my life trying to live a life of peace, while avoiding the unholy constructs (Python, Perl, PHP, Ruby) and indentation of the anticudder -- The Abelson!

My greatest wish is to reach true Enlightenment, so I can leave this shell of mine (zsh) and be with the Sussman, in the program outside the great eval-apply loop of the world.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 13:48 ID:Heaven

I walk the path of enterprise.
I don't write code, I develop solutions.
I make customer-oriented products possible.
I am a master in Java.
All of my wares are scalable.
Synergy is my blood.
Even the marketing is afraid of me,
and my business solutions.
I optimize Web 2.0 for the customers' needs.
I had a life with no regrets,
walking the enterprise path.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 13:58 ID:ztx/D3xl

I code in brainfuck
I can do everything
It's Turing complete

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 14:13 ID:dXWIsmw/

I use INTERCAL
PLEASE DO NOT COMEFROM FORGET
Holy shit, my brain.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 14:33 ID:L1yGGwrF

I'm an independent spiritual guru. I've followed the path of SICP and achieved Satori, but I respect the Sussman as much as the Abelson, and use Python as much as Scheme. Still, I joined the Lambda Knights and will fight Guido van Rossum the Lambda hater any day.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 14:59 ID:L1yGGwrF

BTW, Sussman, lecture 1B, minute 48: "You have to believe".

Wishful thinking is one of the pillars of this religion.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 15:06 ID:Heaven

If I only watch the Sussman lectures, will I be able to follow along?

I refuse to listen to the lies of the foul anticudder.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 15:14 ID:Heaven

>>7
Actually, after hearing the grim news, I grabbed my copy of SICP and ripped out the chapters written by the Anticudder.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 16:03 ID:Heaven

>>5
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Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 16:04 ID:zbEGt4ee

I like to cdr down the agenda.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 16:09 ID:conF6ojf

I live simple. I live playfully. I am retro.

I am CLASSIC BASIC

10 PRINT"HELLO WORLD"

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 16:34 ID:zkJpa/kp

20 GOTO 10

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 16:58 ID:TRtV2e3e

>>6
Wishful thinking is the foundation of programming. No one ever became an expert programmer without thinking, ``I wish I could make this computer my bitch''.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 17:01 ID:KZpWF4u8

>>13
stop using faggot quotes

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 17:07 ID:TRtV2e3e

>>14
``Proper quotes''. I could use '`jaunty quotes`' if you prefer.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 17:25 ID:KZpWF4u8

>>15
stop using faggot quotes

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 17:42 ID:L1yGGwrF

>>15
Use proper quotes. Proper quotes are made from the properly designated characters:

U+201C LEFT DOUBLE QUOTATION MARK “
U+201D RIGHT DOUBLE QUOTATION MARK ”
(preferred by Unicode for English quotation)

or, alternatively:

U+0022 QUOTATION MARK "

I'm willing to accept apostrophes and q{...} in this board, but anything outside proper quotes is faggotry.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 17:46 ID:XyhNboMw

>>16
^{^{^{^||}}}^{Eat shit.}^{^{^{^//}}}

Name: rmsGJS 2007-09-25 17:49 ID:xvWSlQf/

Hello, I am the entity made by combined souls of rms and GJS, please use the ``quotes'' as we have taught you.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 18:10 ID:KZpWF4u8

>>17
stop using faggot quotes
>>18
stop using faggot quotes
>>19
stop using faggot quotes

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 18:13 ID:TRtV2e3e

>>16-17
'`Jaunty quotes`' it is then.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 18:16 ID:Heaven

„proper quotes”

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 18:51 ID:lkQpbDVF

asd

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 18:51 ID:U66qsA2h

``proper quotes"

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 19:55 ID:TRtV2e3e

'`jaunty quotes`'

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 21:11 ID:51HVYZEC

^{_{^{_^₆₆}}}proper quotes^{_{^{_^₉₉}}}

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 22:07 ID:KZpWF4u8

>>21
stop using faggot quotes
>>22
stop using faggot quotes
>>24
stop using faggot quotes
>>25
stop using faggot quotes
>>26
stop using faggot quotes

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 22:19 ID:TRtV2e3e

>>27
'`They can't all be called faggot quotes.`'
'`That would be confusing.`'

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 22:46 ID:KZpWF4u8

>>28
stop using faggot quotes

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 23:07 ID:3KaHmWZX



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AGGOT

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 23:18 ID:TRtV2e3e

>>29
'`These are called '`jaunty quotes`'`'.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 0:22 ID:7exKojI4

My favourites are „Orthodox quotes”

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 1:00 ID:4mCVtQ7m

>>30
stop using faggot quotes
>>31
stop using faggot quotes
>>32
stop using faggot quotes

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 1:11 ID:JLSTOPi/

>>33
quop fagging useit stotes

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 15:20 ID:5cmbAEDm

Is Abelson yandere?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 15:24 ID:VZyLUh4P

>>35

NANI

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 15:26 ID:5cmbAEDm

>>36
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yandere

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 17:56 ID:JLSTOPi/

>>37
Only in Japan would a word like that be needed.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 17:59 ID:Heaven

>>34,38
ID:JLSTOPi/

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 18:31 ID:VZyLUh4P

>>39
ID:Heaven

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 18:34 ID:kIpICMgE

>>35
No

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 19:12 ID:4mCVtQ7m

>>41
ID:kIpICMgE

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-27 1:02 ID:Heaven

I'm a 88th degree Discordian Pope. Suck mah hanging manbagz, lame-azz harmanz.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-27 3:42 ID:Heaven

>>43
I would, but this is my no-sausage day.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-10 11:27

old thread is old

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 22:50

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What is your religion?

1 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 13:37 ID:vG3Wclru

2 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 13:48 ID:Heaven

3 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 13:58 ID:ztx/D3xl

4 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 14:13 ID:dXWIsmw/

5 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 14:33 ID:L1yGGwrF

6 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 14:59 ID:L1yGGwrF

7 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 15:06 ID:Heaven

8 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 15:14 ID:Heaven

9 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 16:03 ID:Heaven

10 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 16:04 ID:zbEGt4ee

11 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 16:09 ID:conF6ojf

12 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 16:34 ID:zkJpa/kp

13 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 16:58 ID:TRtV2e3e

14 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 17:01 ID:KZpWF4u8

15 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 17:07 ID:TRtV2e3e

16 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 17:25 ID:KZpWF4u8

17 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 17:42 ID:L1yGGwrF

18 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 17:46 ID:XyhNboMw

19 Name: rmsGJS 2007-09-25 17:49 ID:xvWSlQf/

20 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 18:10 ID:KZpWF4u8

21 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 18:13 ID:TRtV2e3e

22 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 18:16 ID:Heaven

23 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 18:51 ID:lkQpbDVF

24 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 18:51 ID:U66qsA2h

25 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 19:55 ID:TRtV2e3e

26 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 21:11 ID:51HVYZEC

27 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 22:07 ID:KZpWF4u8

28 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 22:19 ID:TRtV2e3e

29 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 22:46 ID:KZpWF4u8

30 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 23:07 ID:3KaHmWZX

31 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 23:18 ID:TRtV2e3e

32 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 0:22 ID:7exKojI4

33 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 1:00 ID:4mCVtQ7m

34 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 1:11 ID:JLSTOPi/

35 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 15:20 ID:5cmbAEDm

36 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 15:24 ID:VZyLUh4P

37 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 15:26 ID:5cmbAEDm

38 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 17:56 ID:JLSTOPi/

39 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 17:59 ID:Heaven

40 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 18:31 ID:VZyLUh4P

41 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 18:34 ID:kIpICMgE

42 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 19:12 ID:4mCVtQ7m

43 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-27 1:02 ID:Heaven

44 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-27 3:42 ID:Heaven

46 Name: Anonymous 2011-11-10 11:27

47 Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 22:50