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Office Space

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 13:00 ID:5m6f3SLS

The movie Office Space is about a group of software engineers (ie programmers) in their mid-twenties. How do late teen /prog/ users in cs or software engineering degrees see their lives compared to this movie? I see myself in exactly the same place as peter when i graduate.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 13:02 ID:Uvk/4++C

>>1
I see you in the place of Milton when you graduate.

And by graduate, I mean drop out.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 13:02 ID:Heaven

late teen /prog/ users
Who?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 13:03 ID:Heaven

And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 13:20 ID:5m6f3SLS

>>3
generally if your not a failtard by the time you 18-19 you should be studying some degree in computer science at uni or college or whatever you call it wherever you live. (given you want to learn programming)

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 13:21 ID:5m6f3SLS

>>2
:P i'm at the top of my class fuckface

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 13:23 ID:MOe68UrB

>>5
When I was 18-19 I was getting paid for programming full-time. Now I'm in my mid-twenties and have started studying CS in a university just for fun.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 13:27 ID:5m6f3SLS

>>7
DID YOU ENJOY WASTING 5 YEARS OF YOUR LIFE?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 13:28 ID:MOe68UrB

>>8
WELL YEAH, I DID. I'M PLANNING ON CONTINUING THAT PRETTY SOON.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 13:30 ID:HZVdy1My

>>9
DID THEY TELL YOU THAT CAPS LOCK INCREASES YOUR CODE PERFORMANCE?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 13:33 ID:MOe68UrB

>>10
``CAPS LOCK''? DO YOU UNDERDEVELOPED APES STILL USE THAT?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 13:33 ID:5m6f3SLS

where are all the students anymore.. I'm so fucking tired of putting on my subway kitchenhand uniform everyday and acting like a deadbeat. Someone tell me that graduating with a degree makes life better.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 13:34 ID:Heaven

>>6
Your whole class is a bunch of failure fuckface. :P

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 13:36 ID:Heaven

>>12
You will fail in life.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 13:37 ID:5m6f3SLS

>>13
don't get all butthurt, i'm just trying to say there's no way i'm dropping out

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Name: Anonymous 2011-02-28 20:17

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Name: Anonymous 2011-02-28 22:26

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Name: Anonymous 2011-02-28 22:27

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>>21
dubz

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-28 22:29

MOST COMPUTER SCIENCE GRADS CANNOT PROGRAM. UNIVERSITY != QUALITY EDUCATION. I REST MY CASE YOUR HONOR. I TYPE IN CAPS SO I DON'T DIE. THANKS FOR READING!

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-01 1:05

Just >>23

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-01 2:19

>>23
MOST COMPUTER SCIENCE GRADS CANNOT PROGRAM.
{{Citation needed}}

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