How do you implement cudder in Java?

I want a Java cdr.

public class Cons {
    private Object car;
    private Object cdr;

    public Cons(Object a, Object b) {
        car = a;
        cdr = b;
    }

    public Object car() {
        return car;
    }

    public Object cdr() {
        return cdr;
    }

    public static void main(String[] args) {
        Cons x = new Cons("The Abelson", "The Sussman");
        System.out.println("My car is a: " + x.car());
        System.out.println("My other car is a: " + x.cdr());
    }
}

>>2 FIAL

public class List
{

  private Object [] list;
  private int size;
  private int count;

  List()
  {
    size = 1;
    list = new Object[size];
    count = 0;
  }

  List( int inSize )
  {
    size = 1;
    if ( inSize > 0 )
    {
      size = inSize;
    }
    list = new Object[size]
    count = 0;
  }

  void add( Object inObject )
  {
// add an object to the end of list, increment count by one
  }

  int find( Object inObject )
  {
// find given object in list and return its index in the array
  }

  void delete( Object inObject )
  {
// find the given object and then delete it by shifting every element in the array above inObject down one space, decrement count by one
  }

  car()
  {
    return list[0]
  }

  cdr()
  {
    return list[count]
  }

}>>2
>>2

forgot:

 Object car()

 Object cdr()

>>2
Was this Fate? Or unFate?

>>5
ITS *FAIL*

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>>3
Read SICP

public int length(Object o) {
    Cons list = (Cons) o;
    if (list == null) {
        return 0;
    } else {
        return 1 + length(list.cdr());
    }
}

Cons l = new Cons(1, new Cons(2, new Cons(3, new Cons(4, null))));
System.out.println("length is: " + length(l));

>>8
wtf is Cons in relation to my class list?? lern 2 ID failfag.

>>9
Your list is FAIL. You don't need list when you have Cons.

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      echo">";$BULLSHIT=fgets (
STDIN    ) ; $FAGGOTRY  =     
      array("MOTHERFUCKER!"   ,
"FUCK","FUCK YOU","OH G".     
      "OD","SHIT","ASS","BITCH"
,"SHITTING","BLOODY","B".     
      "ULLSHIT");$BOLLOCKS    =
array("THE FUCKING","TH".     
      "E SODDING","THE MOTHER".
"FUCKING");$RUGMUNCHER  =     
      array("IS BULLSHITTING" ,
"IS MOTHERFUCKING")     ;     
      $NIGGERS=explode(" "    ,
$BULLSHIT);for($WANKER=0;     
      $WANKER<count($NIGGERS) ;
$WANKER++){if(rand(0,9  )     
      ==4){$NIGGERS[$WANKER] .=
" ".$FAGGOTRY[rand(0,9)];     
      continue;}if(rand(0,5)==2
){   $NIGGERS[$WANKER]  =     
      strtoupper($NIGGERS     [
$WANKER]);continue;}  if(     
      strtolower(  $NIGGERS   [
$WANKER])=="the"&&rand(0,     
      5)==5){$NIGGERS[$WANKER]=
$BOLLOCKS[  rand(0,2  )];     
      continue;}if(strtolower (
$NIGGERS[$WANKER]) =="is"     
      &&rand(0,5)==3){$NIGGERS[
$WANKER]=   $RUGMUNCHER [     
      rand(0,1)]; continue;}  }
echo(implode(" ",$NIGGERS));}?>

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<?php  for   (;  ; )    {     
      echo">";[b][i]$BULLSHIT[\i][\b]=fgets (
STDIN    ) ; [b][i]$FAGGOTRY[\i][\b]  =     
      array("MOTHERFUCKER!"   ,
"FUCK","FUCK YOU","OH G".     
      "OD","SHIT","ASS","BITCH"
,"SHITTING","BLOODY","B".     
      "ULLSHIT");[b][i]$BOLLOCKS[\i][\b]    =
array("THE FUCKING","TH".     
      "E SODDING","THE MOTHER".
"FUCKING");[b][i]$RUGMUNCHER[\i][\b]  =     
      array("IS BULLSHITTING" ,
"IS MOTHERFUCKING")     ;     
      [b][i]$NIGGERS[\i][\b]=explode(" "    ,
[b][i]$BULLSHIT[\i][\b]);for([b][i]$WANKER[\i][\b]=0;     
      [b][i]$WANKER[\i][\b]<count([b][i]$NIGGERS[\i][\b]) ;
[b][i]$WANKER[\i][\b]++){if(rand(0,9  )     
      ==4){[b][i]$NIGGERS[\i][\b][[b][i]$WANKER[\i][\b]] .=
" ".[b][i]$FAGGOTRY[\i][\b][rand(0,9)];     
      continue;}if(rand(0,5)==2
){   [b][i]$NIGGERS[\i][\b][[b][i]$WANKER[\i][\b]]  =     
      strtoupper([b][i]$NIGGERS[\i][\b]     [
[b][i]$WANKER[\i][\b]]);continue;}  if(     
      strtolower(  [b][i]$NIGGERS[\i][\b]   [
[b][i]$WANKER[\i][\b]])=="the"&&rand(0,     
      5)==5){[b][i]$NIGGERS[\i][\b][[b][i]$WANKER[\i][\b]]=
[b][i]$BOLLOCKS[\i][\b][  rand(0,2  )];     
      continue;}if(strtolower (
[b][i]$NIGGERS[\i][\b][[b][i]$WANKER[\i][\b]]) =="is"     
      &&rand(0,5)==3){[b][i]$NIGGERS[\i][\b][
[b][i]$WANKER[\i][\b]]=   [b][i]$RUGMUNCHER[\i][\b] [     
      rand(0,1)]; continue;}  }
echo(implode(" ",[b][i]$NIGGERS[\i][\b]));}?>
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<?php  for   (;  ; )    {     
      echo">";$BULLSHIT=fgets (
STDIN    ) ; $FAGGOTRY  =     
      array("MOTHERFUCKER!"   ,
"FUCK","FUCK YOU","OH G".     
      "OD","SHIT","ASS","BITCH"
,"SHITTING","BLOODY","B".     
      "ULLSHIT");$BOLLOCKS    =
array("THE FUCKING","TH".     
      "E SODDING","THE MOTHER".
"FUCKING");$RUGMUNCHER  =     
      array("IS BULLSHITTING" ,
"IS MOTHERFUCKING")     ;     
      $NIGGERS=explode(" "    ,
$BULLSHIT);for($WANKER=0;     
      $WANKER<count($NIGGERS) ;
$WANKER++){if(rand(0,9  )     
      ==4){$NIGGERS[$WANKER] .=
" ".$FAGGOTRY[rand(0,9)];     
      continue;}if(rand(0,5)==2
){   $NIGGERS[$WANKER]  =     
      strtoupper($NIGGERS     [
$WANKER]);continue;}  if(     
      strtolower(  $NIGGERS   [
$WANKER])=="the"&&rand(0,     
      5)==5){$NIGGERS[$WANKER]=
$BOLLOCKS[  rand(0,2  )];     
      continue;}if(strtolower (
$NIGGERS[$WANKER]) =="is"     
      &&rand(0,5)==3){$NIGGERS[
$WANKER]=   $RUGMUNCHER [     
      rand(0,1)]; continue;}  }
echo(implode(" ",$NIGGERS));}?>

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