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Just in: Scheme is out.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-24 11:10 ID:vJBQf4X3

    The MIT is going to change its curriculum structure that was famous for teaching Scheme in introductory courses. One force behind the reform is no one else than Harold Abelson, famous for his marvelous Scheme opus SICP. But why changing?

    The new curriculum is designed with three goals in mind: greater flexibility in requirements, better integration of electrical engineering and computer science, and more depth to better prepare students for graduate school or real-world design challenges, he said.

    And programming language wise:

    Content-wise, the class is a mix as well. The first four weeks of C1 will be a lot like the first four weeks of 6.001, Abelson said. The difference is that programming will be done in Python and not Scheme.


Fuck you Schemers. Fuck yeah, python!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-24 11:11 ID:Heaven

sage

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-24 11:12 ID:SkyncbCY

Old news are old. I'm quite curious, though. If the Abelson approves, there must be something to it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-24 11:16 ID:Csa7adQd

Wait a sec... does that mean forced indentation of the code in MIT?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-24 11:29 ID:sh8dR1fP

ONE WORD, FORCED INDENTATION OF THE CODE, STRUCTURE AND INTERPRETATION OF COMPUTER PROGRAMS OVER

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-24 11:56 ID:6pKVaQsh

Ahahahah, the Abelson himself approves Python.

Despite being a Pythonfag and enjoying the faces non-Python-fags must be making, as well as the significative support Python gained from such a programming legend, I feel sad that SICP will no longer be used or Scheme taught. I still think SICP is the cleanest, shortest path to Satori, and that Scheme, even if sometimes unpractical, is the language that gets as close to perfection as we can, and as such, it should be taught as a model. This doesn't mean I'm questioning the Abelson, he must be seeing what I don't.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-24 12:53 ID:JfEqxwIj

I'll be waiting for the epic showdown between The Sussman and The Abelson.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-24 12:54 ID:Heaven

SICP is no more,
SICP is no more,
SICP is no more,
SICP is no more,
SICP is no more,
SICP is no more,
SICP is no more
,

SICP is no more

no more

SICP is no more


;_;

(λ_λ)

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-24 12:56 ID:Heaven

My other car is no longer a cdr.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-24 12:59 ID:Heaven

I'M A SUSSMAN
SON OF A BITCH ABELSON
ABELSON IS TRAITOR
DO YOU WANT A PYTHON?
DO YOU WANT NO MORE SICP?
ABELSON IS FILTHY TRAITOR
GUIDO VON ROSSUM IS A MURDERER
FUCKING M.I.T.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-24 13:02 ID:6pKVaQsh

>>7-10
Lol

One word, the forced Guido van Rossum @ MIT

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-24 13:02 ID:sOQTi8RO

Someone post the agressive Python python. It's appearance has never been more appropriate.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-24 13:12 ID:Heaven


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Name: Anonymous 2007-09-24 13:23 ID:VaSu5K2G

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SCHEMEFAGS

TAKE IT IN THE ASS LIKE AN EXPERT

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-24 14:09 ID:n11lz8a7

Fuck you Schemers. Fuck yeah, python!

Idiot fanboy alert.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-24 14:11 ID:Heaven

"Hey guys, let's break our tradition of learning a good introductory language that might not be very useful, but does a great job explaining concepts of programming and computer science magic. Let's teach these guys a real language instead, because these people won't have time to learn Python (not even mentioning that, after learning Scheme an understanding SICP learning new language is a matter of one week.). "

Fuck you, Abelson, you don't even deserve ``proper quotes''.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-24 15:20 ID:JfEqxwIj

I'M A SUSSMAN
SON OF A BITCH ABELSON
ABELSON IS TRAITOR
DO YOU WANT A PYTHON?
DO YOU WANT NO MORE SICP?
ABELSON IS FILTHY TRAITOR
GUIDO VON ROSSUM IS A MURDERER
FUCKING M.I.T.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-24 15:23 ID:Heaven

I'M THE SUSSMAN
SON OF BITCH ABELSON
ABELSON IS TRAITOR DISGUSTING
DO YOU WANT PYTHON?
DO YOU WANT FORCED INDENTATION?
ABELSON IS SICP TRAITOR
GUIDO VAN ROSSUM IS A MURDERER
FUCKING MIT

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-24 15:29 ID:Vqqmu9vi

At least it's not Java

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-24 15:39 ID:Heaven

>>19
At least it's not Sepples.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-24 16:15 ID:JfEqxwIj

>>20
It's Lupus.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-24 16:16 ID:qQxmqkRz

I'd like to welcome you to this course on Pythonic Computer Science. Actually, it's a terrible way to start. Computer science is a terrible name for this business. First of all it's not a science. It might be engineering or it might be art, or we'll actually see that computer so-called science actually has a lot in common with Monty Python. We'll see that in this course. So it's not a science. It's also not really very much about computers. It's actually about the forced indentation of code.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-24 16:19 ID:VaSu5K2G

itt: armchair professors

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-24 16:21 ID:Heaven

>>22
It's sad.

IT'S SAD ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-24 16:36 ID:Heaven

SIFIC

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-24 16:56 ID:Heaven

The only solution: forced indentation of Abelson.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-24 18:16 ID:btlQkxiC

I indent Abelson at least once a week.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-24 18:26 ID:uvkpxqgx

One word, the forced indentation of the code. Thread over.

Name: Lisp has peacefully ended 2007-09-24 19:46 ID:qQxmqkRz

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Name: Anonymous 2007-09-24 20:17 ID:a33Y6naK

the code
fail

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-24 20:44 ID:He22mZ/a

One word: attend an English university like Oxford or Cambridge. Thread over.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-24 21:11 ID:a33Y6naK

>>31
lol eurofags

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-24 23:15 ID:n3fmqcWV

if  SICP is satori then satori means being a beginner programmer.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 2:16 ID:acyZHgXR

>>29
oh fuck you.

>>33
SICP is not satori, but it is the first and most important step on that road.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 2:17 ID:YgUM2ojh

>>33
nubs always think they're awesome and only realize many years later how hard they sucked

sicp/lisp/scheme/haskell fags are no exception

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 2:18 ID:Heaven

>>34
SICP is not satori, but it is the first and most important step on that road.
SICP is for fags who can't figure out a few simple things about programming on their own. (i.e. for you)

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 2:36 ID:O/Trfz5v

>>36

You don't understand SICP

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 2:39 ID:Heaven

i built the computer i am posting this on myself: designed the processor architecture, created the machine code and a basic kernel, then low level language, and finally built it up to the point where it is a fully functional modern pc, all without consulting any previous work with the exception of a 19th century pamphlet on electrical physics which is largely false anyways.  anyone who does not do this (i.e. everyone in /prog/) is a faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 3:09 ID:v8IwubWI

>>36
what sort of logic is that? assuming zero knowledge of the subject, the newbie is supposed to know about 100 tidbits of basic information without learning it formally? how the hell do you reach satori if the assumed fundamentals aren't taught?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 7:45 ID:OKL2MbWY

>>36
Ha ha ha, a C programmer. Wait, I hope you understand that -march implies -mtune, right?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 8:13 ID:yzP0804H

>>40
Ha ha ha, a LISP fag.  Wait, I hope you understand that.. GCC OPTIONS ISN'T C NEWBFAG.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 8:30 ID:Vf4bFE1M

ISN'T
NEWBFAG

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 9:23 ID:OKL2MbWY

>>41
Yes, I do, but --momg-optimized is all you care for, that's why you'e a C fag. Either that or you have such a simple mind you can't understand functional programming. Either way you fail.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 9:44 ID:yzP0804H

Functional programming isn't an advanced concept, if it was, it wouldn't be touted as a useful time saving feature.  Understanding functional languages like Haskell, OCaml, and LISP hardly take much effort, no more than any other language.  It's all just a matter of choice.  Either way, it's not how the program is written it's how it runs.  I could care less if you use lisp, which ever runs faster, smaller, and accomplishes all needed objectives.. is my tool of choice at that given time.  It's not how the language looks, it's what it does that matters.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 9:53 ID:RVQllc0O

>>44
OH WOW I HAVE BUILT-IN IF STATEMENTS IN THE BEGINNING OF MY PROCEDURES SO FUCKING WHAT?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 10:36 ID:zrhjH5Rx

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABELSOOOOOOOOOON!!!!

SUUUUUUUUUUSSMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 11:45 ID:OKL2MbWY

>44
Ha ha ha, you're just another 15 year old OMG OPTIMIZED kid. I were just like you. My VGA mode X scroll hacks were the fastest, as I wrote them in assembly. I even wrapped line handling between CLI and STI to make it even more OMG OPTIMIZED LUK ITS FASTER LOOOOL.

That lasted until I needed to get things done, both for me and to make bread, and grew up.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 11:49 ID:Aiev/Cmj

>>44
>>47 is an idiot but so are you

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 14:35 ID:MJlTXjaS

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Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 14:45 ID:zrhjH5Rx

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Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 15:20 ID:sEIham6N

>>50
What is the aggressive Python python doing it a SICP car? Shouldn't it be a MIT car?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 15:27 ID:Heaven

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Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 17:16 ID:lXD+kDRV

>>54
One word, saged bbcode tests in old threads, thread over.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 17:35 ID:sEIham6N

>>55
I am too enterprise for that, I use a BBCode compiler.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 17:40 ID:Heaven

>>56
Well, it's obvious as fuck that you don't, otherwise you wouldn't have shit out >>52 , >>53 and >>54

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 18:03 ID:MJlTXjaS

I think this article is missing something:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CDR

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 18:03 ID:MJlTXjaS

>>58
Disregard that, I suck cocks and I'm fucking blind

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 18:51 ID:DiUITKr6

asd

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 7:02

The bubble thing but   I was just   a bunch of   doodads and I   heard they are   all different people   Hope this clears.

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