Welcome to America!

Bloodied 70-year-old woman cuffed for having a brown lawn

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/09/19/lawn.dispute.ap/index.html

I wonder when the americans will wake up and realize that Europe is the "land of the free"?

Cop Shoots Unarmed Air Force Officer For Doing What the Cop Says!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8027854162700568157

The cop has been cleared of any wrongdoing :

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19867423/

LOL AMERICA!

Wheelchair-Bound Woman Dies After Being Shocked With Taser 10 Times

http://news.yahoo.com/s/wkmg/20070919/lo_wkmg/14147512

America : land of the free...

cudder

Lol, America, land of freedom... It's so free you can own weapons to kill everybody at school. Yet you cannot show tits on TV, say "poop" in broadcast without being beeped, kiss your girl at school, or not believe in imaginary friends (god).

Actually, in terms of freedom, America is closer to the select group of communist dictatorships (China, Cuba, Venezuela, Bolivia, Vietnam, etc.) than it is to Europe, where we understand freedom. Nobody in Europe faps like Americans to freedom: so much lol freedom, lol liberate Iraq (while stealing oil for their motherfucking SUVs and NASCAR in the process), etc., yet America is like a communist dictatorship, and the dictator in charge is about as crazy, stupid and useless as Castro or Chávez.

/n/ is that ↓ way

itt eurofags copypasta the digg front page in a desperate attempt to make themselves look better than shit

Europe: Linux
America: MS Windows

Europe: Python
America: Java

Europe: Consumer protection
America: Software patents, DMCA

Compare. Discuss. Who will be leading in technology in a decade or so?

Hint: Asia

>>Europe: Haskell
>>America: Java

fixed

Europe: Sage
America: Sage
I don't want to know anything about these shitty countries, gtfo please.

>>10
Europe is a continent, not a country. Also, you're a weeaboo faggot.

>>9
Haskell'd.

Also America is a continent, not a country.

Stupid idiot Americans rednecks took the name of the continent for themselves. Like Canada and the other countries did not exist. (Then again, Canada is usually acting as USA's trained dog, and the other American countries are mostly banana republics.)

And they're so full of themselves. "Oh no, the world's gonna end, save America!" America, America, America. Now every time I read "America" I picture a fat female nigger with a mouth the size of Mordor singing "Ameeerrrricaaaa" with that disgusting American used car salesman accent.

>>13,14
america is the only country worth talking about at all, let alone being referred to as america

>>1 I think you are underestimating the damage a brown lawn can have on a neighbourhood.

>>16
Care to elaborate? Urbanfag here.

>>17
Sarcas, that's what it's called.

^{Back to /b/, ``GNAA Faggot''}

<-- check em dubz

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    （￣へ￣） Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Sage Threads". I do believe this is a thread in need of Sage, so I would like to Sage it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Sage Threads".
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        ̶̷̨̡̰͈̼̤̟̘͉̬̹̤̯̹̯̣̬̺̲̯ͫͯ̈͗͒͌̊̎ͬ͘(̂̃̈́͐̀̎̉́̓ͮͨ͏̸̬͕͉̭͚̜̫̪̝̮͈̺͔̬͔͓̕͝ͅっ̨̲͕̳̗͐͗ͫ͗̉̈́̐̊̒͋͠λ̨̛̟̬̹̗̲̟͉͉͈̘̲͕̼̼̃ͮͦͥ̊̈̓ͬ͑ͨͭ̓̉͟͠♡̎̀ͣ̊̓̋ͭ͑̇ͫͤ͋͊ͧͬ̈͏̢̦͖͍̲̥̖̞͇͖ͅД̗̘͉̳̭͔͖͕̣̦̱̟͔̹̝̝̠̲ͣ̇͌̒͗ͯ̔ͦͧͩ͗͜♡̶̨̪̰̫̫͇͈̭͔̠̬̦̝̲̝̱̗͊̃͐̏̀̃ͪ̌̈ͫͥ̓͌̇ͥ͐̚͢͡ͅ)̴̨̥̫̩͎̥̮͓͚̘̜̪͍ͥ̃̓̉̑ͮ͊̋̇̆̎̚͟͞ͅっ̸̛͕̫̜̥̿̽̀̚ᕦ̸̷̬̭̭̜͉̂ͤͨ̆̽ͫͥ̇ͩ͐ͫ͌̐̌͝͡(̴̛̲͖̩͖̦̲̳͚̯̰̜̟͖ͧ̒̌̀͑͛͑̎̑ͦͩͨͧ̿̆͟͞`͓̦̝̘̗̗̰̥̩͉͉̣͖̲͕̻̣̞ͫͤ͐ͦ̆͗ͨͩͬ̍̿̉́͘ಠͩ͂̈́͡͏̶̼̪̩̺̟̰͇̯̼͈̥̣̗̞̀͡ὠ̢̡̗̜͔̰̮̫̟̪͎̙̯̼̥͚̣͕ͤ̉́ͪͦ́͑́͆ͧ̃ͬ́ͪ̋́̎̚͠ಠ̸̻̦͙͍̞͖̖̠̲̘̗̥̹͓̼͛͐̇̽ͤ̏̂ͫ̊ͮ̃ͨ͐͒͟ͅ)̶͚͉͙̪̱ͣ͒̒͗̉ͨͪ͟͡͝ᕤ̴̸̡̨̗͕̥̮̯̞̤̩̞̤̦̟̜̝̃ͨͧ̊͑͋ͯͫ̿ͬ́̚̚)̙̮̮̫͚̙͙̙̌̾͊ͬͤͬ̏͐̎͛ͯ̀͢ꂚ̶̛̪̝͚̯̫̪̹̻͍̯͖̣̜̜̘͎̮̈̉ͧ̐͗ͨͥ̈́́̂̆ͯͯ̿͊͛͝*̵̍̾ͣ̏̉̉ͪ̍͛ͦ̽ͨ͠҉̺͉̝̺̲̤̟̳̺̗̞̹ᵎ̫̼̳̟̘̮̟̦͚ͪ͊͗͂͑ͬͩ̈́͛̒̿ͤ́ͥ́=̢̨̞̟̻̳͈̪̩̗̳͓͓͉̜̻̍̒ͪ͑͗̌̅͋ͩ͛̆͢͠ ̶̰̱̻̣̝ͩ́̓͋͝ͅ ̡̌ͦ̍ͫ͛ͦ́͡͡͏͓͈̲͈̰̝͇̠ ̰̻̞̪̽́̆ͭͧ͜͜ ̮͓̟̬͔̬̰̯͕̻͙̫͇̫͖͉͌ͫ̃̄ͤ̓͘͟͡ ̷̨̢̥̜̘̥̲̪̻̞̰̠̻̥̣͙͕̲̹̿ͭ̐̾̄͒͌̉͛̋͌ͥ̓̂̌ ̷̜̯̹̻̜̫̭̪̙̹͍̙͉͊ͪ̑ͪ̇ͣͫ̈͌́ ̱̫̮̮̲̯̺͆͐ͨ̐̾̂̽ͩ̒ͧ̄̂ͨ̀̕ ̴̵̵̨̗͖̤̗͔͕̯͉̤̮̻̬̩̫̘̲̹̳͌̾̋ͯ̍̿̂̀͗ͅ ͂͒̀͌͛̈́̈͊͛̽ͣ̄̄̐̿̚͞҉̹͙̮̯͉ ̶̷͙͓͓̟̰͈̫̣̱͇̝̙̤̘̟̏̅̇͗̃ͫͦ̚̚͢͡͝ ̷̡̥̘̰̘̝̃͆̆̄̅͘͝ ̶̡̨̞̺̱͖̌̒͐ͦ͘͝ ̷̛̔ͭ̏ͫͯ̓͒̈́̅ͧ̂ͧ͑ͨ̄̌͂ͤ̅҉̮̮͇͈̗͓̞̻̰͚̬͇̩͙̭̩̭͔́ ̌̓̐ͤͭ͏̴̨͉͓̰̺̟͎̞̠͎̘̤͚͡ͅΨ̷̵̷̛͓̺̙͔̯̯̮̣̫̼́ͦ̔ͥ̄̄̓͋̾̂̄ͣ͐͠_̨̛̛̞̰̖̗͓͍̭̥̮̘̱̘͕͗͒ͥͣ̀ͩͩ̽ͣ̊̄ͧ͌ͥ̆͘͟ͅ(̥̥͍̬̲̣͖̱̟̌̆̊̃̑ͥ́̎̓ͧ͋̊ͮ̆̈̚͡͝ͅỜ̱͍̭̬̼̲̝͓̯̻̬͙ͬ͒͑ͦ̈̃̀̈́̚͝ͅ ̡̢͉̦͍̙̐ͯ̃ͮͤ̈́͌ͥ͌̽ͪ͝‸̧̩̙̹̼̙̠̱̮̦͙̦͖͖̈́́͐̈ͨ̀̊͑̒̈̎̔̔ͣ͒͋̕͡ ̨̧̨͎̦͎̼͚ͤ͋͛ͥͥ͊ͦ͆͛͌͆̍͆ͮ͝ͅÓ̷̷̙͈̗̤͖͙͇͇̗̳̬͙͍̖̥̮ͥͧ͂ͬͪ̑ͩ̄̍ͧ̍ͪ̚╬̸̴̨̍ͦͭͫ̽͗̾͆͟͏̣̮̭̗̦̣̭̗̪͖̖̻̼̭̥ͅ)̴̻͇̟͇̠͛͂̀̿́̏̇ͫͨ̽̉̊̊̍͢ ̢̼̟̯̞̻͈̭̠̬̝̪̗̟̔̎̓̍ͤ̅̒̀̎ͧͩ̎̊̓ͪͩ̔̕͠͡

http://web.archive.org/web/20071109075323/http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/09/19/lawn.dispute.ap/index.html

OREM, Utah (AP) -- A 70-year-old woman arrested in a dispute over her brown lawn pleaded not guilty Tuesday, then stood by as a Los Angeles lawyer waved handcuffs for the cameras outside court.

Betty Perry, left, sits with attorney Gloria Allred in Utah's Fourth District Court on Tuesday in Orem, Utah.

Betty Perry is charged with resisting arrest and failing to maintain her landscaping, both misdemeanors.

She was arrested July 6 after failing to give her name to a police officer who visited her home.

During a struggle, Perry fell and injured her nose. She spent more than an hour in a holding cell before police released her.

"I ask the citizens of Orem: How many of you would like to have your great-grandmother taken from her home with bruises and blood and placed in handcuffs for failing to water her lawn?" attorney Gloria Allred said.

"Let's bring sanity back to law enforcement," she said.

The mayor and City Council apologized, and the police department said the situation could have been handled differently. But the city attorney still is pressing charges, and Perry is due back in court next month.

A state investigation found that Officer James Flygare acted properly in arresting Perry after trying to get her to cooperate.

Perry's water had been turned off for about nine months, at her request, although she was living at the house at the time of the arrest. Orem has a shutoff policy for people who are away for extended periods. E-mail to a friend
OREM, Utah (AP) -- A 70-year-old woman arrested in a dispute over her brown lawn pleaded not guilty Tuesday, then stood by as a Los Angeles lawyer waved handcuffs for the cameras outside court.


Betty Perry, left, sits with attorney Gloria Allred in Utah's Fourth District Court on Tuesday in Orem, Utah.

Betty Perry is charged with resisting arrest and failing to maintain her landscaping, both misdemeanors.

She was arrested July 6 after failing to give her name to a police officer who visited her home.

During a struggle, Perry fell and injured her nose. She spent more than an hour in a holding cell before police released her.

"I ask the citizens of Orem: How many of you would like to have your great-grandmother taken from her home with bruises and blood and placed in handcuffs for failing to water her lawn?" attorney Gloria Allred said.

"Let's bring sanity back to law enforcement," she said.

The mayor and City Council apologized, and the police department said the situation could have been handled differently. But the city attorney still is pressing charges, and Perry is due back in court next month.

A state investigation found that Officer James Flygare acted properly in arresting Perry after trying to get her to cooperate.

Perry's water had been turned off for about nine months, at her request, although she was living at the house at the time of the arrest. Orem has a shutoff policy for people who are away for extended periods.

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America!

I wonder if that is nearly enough BANGS!?
How many bullets do you think you would use in a two-and-a-half second period..?
It's no use the government taking them... chances are they contribute a good portion..

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MERCHANT: To assume that the Coolie would not strike me down at the first opportunity would have been to assume he had lost his reason.

JUDGE: You mean you assumed with justification that the Coolie must have had something against you. You may, then, have killed a man who possibly was harmless -- because you couldn't know he was harmless.

MERCHANT: One must go by the rule, not by the exception.

JUDGE: Then I pronounce the verdict. The Court regards it as proven that the Coolie approached his mater not with a stone but with a water flask. But even when this is granted, it is more credible that the Coolie wished to kill his master than that he wished to give him something to drink. The Merchant did not belong to the same class as his carrier. He had therefore to expect the worst from him. The Merchant could not believe in an act of comradeship on the part of a carrier whom, as he has confessed, he had brutalized. Good sense told him he was threatened in the highest degree. The accused acted, therefore, in justifiable self-defense -- it being a mater of indifference whether he was threatened or must feel himself threatened. In the circumstances he had to feel himself threatened. The accused is therefore acquitted.

So America is a lot like Russia, then.
1) The cops and secret services can fuck everyone over whichever way they want because the laws are so harsh no one can fully comply with them.
2) The economy is dominated by monopolies.
3) The people are being fed patriotic corporate bullshit from the media.
Shit, there doesn't seem to be any difference besides Russians being more drunk and Americans being more fat.

http://www.washingtonsblog.com/2013/12/former-top-nsa-official-now-police-state.html

Last year, Bill Binney, former Senior Technical Director for the NSA, held his thumb and forefinger close together, and said:

    We are, like, that far from a turnkey totalitarian state.

But today, Binney told Washington’s Blog that the U.S. has already become a police state.

The main use of the collection from these NSA spying programs is for law enforcement.

These slides [recently leaked by Snowden] give the policy of the DOJ/FBI/DEA etc. on how to use the NSA data. In fact, they instruct that none of the NSA data is referred to in courts – cause it has been acquired without a warrant.

So, they have to do a “Parallel Construction” and not tell the courts or prosecution or defense the original data used to arrest people. This I call: a “planned programed perjury policy” directed by US law enforcement.

Consider this: A pack of wild Police.
Savage, slavering Police nearing your brown home. Trampling your brown lawn. Raping your brown daughter.
And you can't do shit since it's a police state. The Police leader cuffs your wife and hits her with his nightstick.
The primal Police finally dominate your household. They watch barbaric shows on TV and you are forced to be their prisoner.
Such is the downfall of Brown Man.

Consider this:

America is not a country

>>32
Fuck you (dubs)

nice double butt dubs

>:3
jesus christ it's a lion get in the car

>>35
No, it's a sad man with a butt on his head

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